After working in the pizza industry for nearly 6 years of my life, I think I have acquired a pretty good list of things I have learned about this wonderful industry. So here's to all of the terrible customers, rude co-workers and being treated like complete shit for the last 6 years of my working career with hardly any raises!!!

1. Customers aren’t always right, like EVER.

Please don't ask to talk to someone who knows what they are doing, because chances are WE do know what we are talking about and you're just incompetent.

2. Most men you encounter; employees, customers, service workers are far too sexual and incompetent.

No, I don't want to go out with you and for the last time will you please stop talking about the number of people you've slept with.

3. You will go home smelling like the food you made that night.

Yes I smell like pizza, thanks for letting me know something I'm well aware of... I can't help it!

4. $5 for a delivery isn’t that much, especially considering most drivers make around $3-$5 an hour IN STORE, not even while driving.

They hardly make anything as it is, so why stiff them? Thats just rude.

5. Know what you want when you order or else everyone is going to get pissed off at you.

I really don't want to take any more time out of my busy work schedule to talk to you, so know what you want before hand or you'll be the most hated person at that time.

6. I can’t just give you a coupon, you have to present it to me first.

No, sorry. Businesses make money by selling thing and giving you a coupon you don't even have doesn't help us any.

7. If you’re a manager, you’re not going to get taken seriously even if you try to.

Yes, I look 12 but I am the manager and I am in charge and you will listen to me... or you'll just make fun of me and not listen because thats what typically happens.

8. You can gain so much weight from eating the extra food mistakes from orders.

Food is just so goooooooooood.

9. So many customers lie about things being wrong with their food, potential scam artists (PSA) are a big issue in the industry.

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No, I'm sorry but you totally said you wanted tomatoes on that! I took your order AND read it back to you...

10. You’ll make some of the best friends you could ever ask for.

Thanks to those who have made work bearable, you're the best!