1. Your plastic debit card is worth more than the amount of money on it.

2. Not having alcohol in your system for more than 48 hours is unheard of.

3. You eat Easy Mac every night for dinner.

4. You have more beers than you do pencils.

5. You're accustomed to getting no more than five hours of sleep a night.

6. You skip one class just to finish work for another one.

7. You wear sweatpants almost every day.

8. You can't be bothered to change out of your pajamas before class.

9. SparkNotes is basically your bible.

10. You make more friends in the bar bathroom than you do in class.

11. You want to order pizza. every. single. night.

12. You read more in one afternoon than you did in your whole first 17 years of life.

13. All of your best friends live within a five-minute walk.

14. You get drunk on a Tuesday.

15. You live off of Dunkin' and Starbucks.

16. You never ever ever want to grow up.