I wouldn't consider myself to be a tomboy, but I also don't consider myself to be a girly girl – I meet somewhere in the middle. Woman are supposed to be a lot of things and are expected to meet so many expectations. I, on the other hand, do not meet all of those expectations. I have also recently found out that I do not give a sh*t. Here are just a few of the many reasons why, and I'm sure other girls can relate.
1. My nails are never done
I mean occasionally I'll do the whole "treat yo'self" and make my nails not look like 12-year-old boy hands.
2. Washing hair is rare
I sometimes (always) use dry shampoo as an alternative to washing my hair, because it's just so much easier and faster.
3. Make-up. HOW?
How do girls turn into Vincent Van Gogh every morning to do their face? Props to you though, because 10 seconds into a YouTube tutorial and I usually give up.
4. "Being lady-like"
My friend and I burp the alphabet a lot in our free time. I know EW, right? I also need to learn how to sit properly while wearing a dress or skirt without flashing anyone.
5. Shaving legs
This, now THIS is hard to keep up with. I sometimes forget and actually mistake my legs for Chewbacca. In the summer I tend to do better at that part, though, since it's swimsuit season and all.
6. Dressing up, ugh.
I'm getting exhausted just thinking about it, because I'm usually wearing clothes that could pass for me being homeless. Only on special occasions do I decide to not wear that T-shirt for the third time in row.
7. Cooking is a no-go.
My idea of "cooking" usually involves me putting salt and pepper on my Ramen Noodles, or constructing my Lunchable.
8. Heels = breaking neck
I can only wear a good two-inches on heels, or else I look like a newborn deer trying to walk.
I do promise I'm still a girl even though I don't have Gordon Ramsay's cooking skills, wear a sundress all the time, or have a fresh manicure. One day I'll get the hang of it, but today I'll stick to my oversized T-shirt and lean cuisine meals.