Back in September when the news first broke that three of the five Kardashian sisters (Kim, Khloe, and Kylie) were all expecting at the same time, the world desperately waited for the first of the babies to arrive.
That day has finally come.
Kim Kardashian, via surrogate, welcomed her third child and second daughter on January 15th with the announcement being made a day later. The healthy baby girl was born 7 pounds and 6 ounces, and after days of speculation she has a name: Chicago (Chi) West.
While no one can knock Kim on her originality, and Chicago West has a nice little ring to it, you have to admit they missed out on several GOLDEN opportunities. Such as...
10. Taylor West
Just IMAGINE the drama it would have caused if Kimye had named their smallest daughter after their biggest feud partner. I'm still devastated they did not go this route.
9. Key West
Named after the ever popular and beloved Florida vacation destination.
8. South West
It's another girl, so with her older sister North we would have finally gotten the complete set.
7. Due West
To keep with the nautical/ directional theme
6. Shallo West (pronounced shallowest)
When the time comes and the newest member of the Kardashian clan is pettiest tot at the day care.
5. Adam West
Isn't naming a girl name a traditional boy name a trend now?
4. East West
I promise this is my last direction themed name.
3. Mid-West
Paying homage to the most underrated part of the country
2. Weast West
Ok I lied, but COME ON.
1. And finally, Wild West
All joking aside, how pretty and unique would this name have been while also being a hilarious pun?
Nonetheless, congratulations Kim and Kanye! We wish you nothing but happiness with your latest bundle of joy!