I'm just here for the food
I came with a friend, but she's talking to some girls near the window
My other friend just disappeared somewhere, maybe the bathroom
I'll just get the food and find a table
Not much to have, I see
Just chocolate, fruits, cookies, brownies, Cheetos...
The main event is the bar
Guess that's considered actual food to wash down the alcohol
Though my palate is already molded to liking wine
Not the petroleum oil that they serve as a replacement
Are you serious?
People are already drunk before the music even starts?
Why are they turning off the lights, is this supposed to be a rave?
How can I see where I am even walking if I want another regular brownie?
All these girls, including my friend, at the window, laughing like a pack of hyenas
All wearing "sexy" cocktail dresses
Who are they trying to impress by wearing the same outfit to this event?
They just look like the Rockettes got lost on their way to the Christmas show
No one likes originality anymore
I see my other friend smiling at a group of people
I guess he has other friends he wanted to see
I'll just drink my water
I'm old enough now to have a drink, but I don't want to be rolled home
Ugh, are you serious?
Why do these people have to create a scene?
Really, this guy is the president of the frat?
Who the fuck cares, no one came for him when there are food and drinks and dancing
Who could listen to this noise from these people sober?
I'm too sober, too cold, but I don't fucking care
At least if I wanted to I could dance across the floor instead of kissing it
Actually, what is considered dancing?
People just doing the "bunny hop" as I like to call it
Every song, jump up and down to a beat of a song
I guess this is what dancing is now compared to the '20s till and even 2000's
Yeah now dancing is just hopping to a beat since that's "feeling the music move you"
I'd rather be at my grandparents' parties since Latin Americans bust their moves without shame
Oh, they actually have prosecco
Okay, now that is something that I can get into... Give me that shit!