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Sep 28, 2018

16 Jokes To Tell On National Tell A Joke Day

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National Tell a Joke Day is coming up soon and it's always important to have a few jokes up your sleeve to share with your friends. I love telling and listening to jokes, even the corny ones. One of my favorite memories is my friends and I sharing jokes on a plane ride to Washington D.C. I remember laughing so much that it was hard to breathe and thinking back at it, the jokes weren't even clever. This year, on National Tell a Joke Day, I'm going to share some of my favorite corny jokes with my friends and hopefully these jokes will give you inspiration to do the same.

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

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Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

2. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

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They might peel.

3. What do you call a number that can't keep still?

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A roamin' numeral.

4. Why are frogs so happy?

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They eat whatever bugs them.

5. What do you do with a sick boat?

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Take it to the doc.

6. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

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A pineapple.

7. Why do basketball players love cookies?

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Because they can dunk them.

8. What kind of flower is on your face?

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Tulips.

9. What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta.

10. Why did the sun go to school?

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It wanted to be brighter.

11. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

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It was in tents.

12. Why was the broom late?

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It over swept.

13. Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

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Because they would quack up.

14. Why don't birds follow directions?

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They like to wing it.

15. Why don't lobsters share?

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Because they are shellfish.

16. How do sheep get clean?

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They take a BAA-AA-AA-TH.

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As August 16th approaches, these jokes are perfect to make someone laugh on National Tell a Joke Day.

In This Article:

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

2. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

3. What do you call a number that can't keep still?

4. Why are frogs so happy?

5. What do you do with a sick boat?

6. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

7. Why do basketball players love cookies?

8. What kind of flower is on your face?

9. What do you call a fake noodle?

10. Why did the sun go to school?

11. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

12. Why was the broom late?

13. Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

14. Why don't birds follow directions?

15. Why don't lobsters share?

16. How do sheep get clean?

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2. It is OKAY to need alone time.

3. The outcome of the issue that you are stressing over probably is not as bad as you are imagining.

4. Just because you are feeling unmotivated does not mean you should give up.

5. God is there, even when you do not feel like He is.

Thank you.

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Make yourself at home, why don't you?

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They help themselves to all your food.

Your clothes are their clothes.

They've requested their own space in your closet.

People are shocked when they find out you're not roommates.

They've added their name to your door.

Sometimes they sleep in your bed even though they have their own.

They never knock.

They leave their miscellaneous items all over your room while you and your actual roommate wonder who's stuff it is...

Sometimes they follow you into the bathroom while you shower so they can talk to you.

No matter how much they're in your space, you wouldn't have it any other way.

She may not be with you 24/7 but it's all good because you're soul sisters.

Her friends will become your friends.

You get to see how your best friend acts around other people.

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She'll ask your opinion.

She'll send snaps of you to them.

Your social calendar will become a little more crowded.

You get to see her genuinely happy.

The time y'all spend together will be even more special.

She'll always have a story to tell you.

You know she will always love you.

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