Avengers: Infinity War Is Going To Ruin Me
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Avengers: Infinity War Is Going To Ruin Me

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Avengers: Infinity War Is Going To Ruin Me
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So if you've been anything other than comatose for the past 24 hours, you'll know that the Infinity War trailer came out on the 29th.

*cue all unstable behavior*


And it was everything that I could've imagined.

I'm going to try not to spoil anything but I'm not making any promises but you should definitely go watch it now while you're still safe.

Captain America has a beard (and no shield that I could find for some reason), Thor has short hair (swoon), and there's Thanos looking so freaking intimidating it's insane.


I honestly don't know how to handle it all.

On top of that, it's basically every awesome Marvel (because Justice League is no bueno) character up to this point and I'm in shock of how many characters are actually going to be in this movie.

If it isn't at least three hours long, then I will be very disappointed.


I want an enormous amount of screen time from every single superhero in there as well as Thanos because I'm having a hard time disliking him.

I've watched that trailer an embarrassing amount of times. And I plan on watching it many more because that movie is going to change some things.

If you saw me watching Ragnarok, you'd know that I'm very unstable when Thor or Hulk come on the screen so this movie is just going to amplify that by like 1,000.

So if I see things like this..


Or this...


Or Heaven forbid, ANYTHING like this...


(BTW look at his arm)

All bets are off, and I'm probably just going to lose it in that theater. Beware anyone that goes with me cause I don't imagine you're going to have a very good experience.

But I will...trust me.

As soon as the theater goes dark and the first superhero is shown, I'm probably going to start shrieking.

*cue my Demi Lovato*

Sorry not sorry

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