If You Send A Girl To Hobby Lobby
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If You Send A Girl To Hobby Lobby

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If You Send A Girl To Hobby Lobby

If you send a girl to Hobby Lobby with a list of just one thing,

She will end up buying more, leaving you regretting

First, she must look at all the new items for fall,

But let me warn you, she will want to buy it all

One her way to find that item, that list of just one thing,

She will beg for something she wants as her eyes start to glisten,

Like a brand new diamond ring

If you send a girl to Hobby Lobby with only one item in mind

Be prepared for her to tell you that she left the item behind

She stopped at the aisle with the big sign labeled “SALE,”

And loaded her cart with everything without leaving a trail

She went to get that item, the one you had in mind,

But a cart full of clearance items is all that she could find

If you send a girl to Hobby Lobby with just one thing to buy,

When she returns, you will be asking yourself, “Why???”

As she passes by the stickers, she must stop and look,

Because maybe one day, she will want to start a scrap book

She forgot that one thing, the one you wanted her to buy

She couldn’t remember what it was, but she really did try

If you send a girl to Hobby Lobby with just one item on the list,

Out of all the things in the store, that item will be missed

You gave her your credit card, expecting her to spend a certain amount,

But she bought so much that it cleared out your bank account

She picked up that one item, the one you had on the list,

But she thought it wasn’t necessary and didn’t get it, she insist

If you send a girl to Hobby Lobby, you should always expect the worst,

Before getting your stuff, she will want to buy hers first

She will look around the store, with her eyes open wide,

And when she comes home, her crafting box will be oversupplied

If you send a girl to Hobby Lobby, always be prepared,

And hope all the unnecessary supplies she bought will be shared

If you’ve sent a girl to Hobby Lobby, you already know,

That she needs someone to go with her and tell her no

I’ve been that girl at Hobby Lobby and let me give you some advice,

Before you buy anything you should always think twice.

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