If College Majors Were Taylor Swift Songs

If College Majors Were Taylor Swift Songs

She definitely wrote about your major.
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It might be interesting to find out that Taylor Swift did not just write songs for her past boyfriends but for college majors as well.

Here is a list of college majors as Taylor Swift song lyrics.

1. English/Literature - A Place In This World

"I don't know what I want, so don't ask me, cause I'm still trying to figure it out."

This is how you feel whenever people ask you what you're going to do with your major.

2. Psychology - Everything Has Changed

"And all my walls stood tall painted blue. But I'll take 'em down, take 'em down and open up the door for you."

You understand the dynamics of human emotions.

3. Nursing - Eyes Open

"Even when you're sleeping, Keep your ey-eyes open"

Cause these books are not gonna study themselves.

4. Engineering - Sad Beautiful Tragic

"We had a beautiful magic love there, What a sad beautiful tragic love affair."

Someday you love it, other days it feels like emotional abuse.

5. Public Health/Health Sciences - Stay Stay Stay

"It's been occurring to me I'd like to hang out with you, for my whole life."

Your practice is your passion. Am I right?

6. Biology - I Almost Do

"And I hope you know that every time I don't (drop out), I almost do."

You keep pushing!

7. Physics - Begin Again

"I've been spending the last eight months thinking all 'physics' ever does is break and burn and end but on a Wednesday in a cafe I watched it begin again."

It is basically a love hate thing.

8. Chemistry - Teardrops On My Guitar


"It's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar. The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star."

I like you chemistry, but you have got to stop hurting me.

9. Dance – Shake It Off

"I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet."

This is why I'm slightly jealous of dance majors.

10. Theater - Sparks Fly

"The way you move is like a full on rainstorm and I'm a house of cards."

Cause theater is hardcore and not for the faint heart. This entire song is a theater major!

11. Mass Communications - This Love

"This love is good, this love is bad. This love is alive back from the dead"

Constantly trying to find a balance between loving and hating it. It is what it is.

12. Computer Science - I Knew You Were Trouble

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in so shame on me now."

You definitely knew what you were getting yourself into.

13. Communications - State Of Grace

"And I never saw you coming, and I'll never be the same"

Because a lot of people do not know what communications is until they learn what is really is.

14. Political Science- Treacherous


"This slope is treacherous, this path is reckless, this slope is treacherous and I, I, I like it"

It is risky. It unpredictable but that's what makes it exciting for you!

15. Economics- Bad Blood

"Now we've got problems and I don't think we can solve 'em"

Economics is fun. Isn't it..

16. Anthropology - Haunted

"You and I walk a fragile line, I have known it all this time"

Yes, you like anthropology but there's a thin line between love and hate.

17. Education - Ours

"The stakes are high, the waters rough, but this love is ours."

Being an education major is clearly difficult but you love it and you don't care what people think!

18. Pharmacy - Hey Stephen

"Hey Stephen, I know looks can be deceiving but I know I saw a light in you."

You're not quite sure if it's what you want but you are taking the chance!

19. Foreign Language Studies - Tied together With A Smile

"You're tied together with a smile but you're coming undone."

Like seriously, I'm about to loose it right now.


All in all, the reason that you've stayed is because you know that most good things take hard work and determination! Stay strong. You are almost there!

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35 Major Life Facts According To Nick Miller

"All booze is good booze, unless it's weak booze."
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Fact: If you watch "New Girl," you love Nick Miller.

You can't help it. He's an adorable, lovable mess of a man and you look forward to seeing him and his shenanigans each week. While living the infamous and incomparable life of Nick Miller, and obviously Julius Pepperwood— he has learned many valuable laws of the land. And, although Nick refuses to learn anything from anyone besides his mysterious, old Asian friend Tran, he does have a few lessons he'd like to teach us.

Here are 35 facts of life according to 'Nick Milla Nick Milla':

1. Drinking keeps you healthy.

"I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."

2. Dinosaurs never existed.

"I don't believe dinosaurs existed. I've seen the science. I don't believe it."


3. A paper bag is a bank.

"A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls."


4. Having sex is similar to delivering mail.

"I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail it's hot sex that I deliver."

5. Moonwalking is a foolproof way to get out of any awkward situation.

Jess (about Nick): "Now he won't even talk to me. I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me. He does that sometimes."

6. Using a movie reference is also a great way.

Cece: "Come on, get up!"

Nick: "No, I don't dance. I'm from that town in "Footloose."

7. There's no reason to wash towels.

Nick: "I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"

Schmidt: "You never wash your towel?"

Nick: "What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?"

8. Exes are meant to be avoided at all costs (especially if/unless they're Caroline)

"I don't deal with exes, they're part of the past. You burn them swiftly and you give their ashes to Poseidon."

9. IKEA furniture is not as intimidating as it looks.

"I'm building you the dresser. I love this stuff. It's like high-stakes LEGOs."

10. You don't need forks if you have hands.

Jess: "That's gross. Get a fork, man."

Nick: "I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!"

11. Sex has a very specific definition.


"It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut."

12. Doors are frustrating.

"I will push if I want to push! Come on! I hate doors!"

13. All booze is good booze.

"Can I get an alcohol?"

14. ...unless it's weak booze.

"Schmidt, that is melon flavored liquor! That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!"

15. Writers are like pregnant women.

Jess: "You know what that sound is? It's the sound of an empty uterus."

Nick: "I can top that easily. I'm having a hard time with my zombie novel."

Jess: "Are you really comparing a zombie novel to my ability to create life?"

Nick: "I'm a writer, Jess. We create life."

16. All bets must be honored.

"There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson. I lost a bet to Schmidt."

17. Adele's voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

"Adele is amazing."

18. Beyoncé is extremely trustworthy.

"I'd trust Beyoncé with my life. We be all night."

19. Fish, on the other hand, are not.


“Absolutely not. You know I don’t trust fish! They breathe water. That's crazy!"

20. Bar mitzvahs are terrifying.

Schmidt: "It's a bar mitzvah!"

Nick: "I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised!"

21. ...so are blueberries.

Jess: "So far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships..."

Nick: "And blueberries."

22. Take your time with difficult decisions. Don't be rash.


Jess: "You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"

Nick: "You're putting me in a tough spot!"

23. Getting into shape is not easy.

"I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less donuts."

24. We aren't meant to talk about our feelings.

"If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings."


25. We're all a little bit too hard on ourselves.

"The enemy is the inner me."

26. Freezing your underwear is a good way to cool off.


"Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing. I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you."

27. Public nudity is normal.

"Everbody has been flashed countless times."

28. Alcohol is a cure-all.


"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol."

29. Horses are aliens.

"I believe horses are from outer-space."


30. Turtles should actually be called 'shell-beavers.'

Jess: "He calls turtles 'shell-beavers."

Nick: "Well, that's what they should be called."

31. Trench coats are hot.


"This coat has clean lines and pockets that don't quit, and it has room for your hips. And, when I wear it, I feel hot to trot!"


32. Sparkles are too.

"Now, my final bit of advice, and don't get sensitive on this, but you've got to change that top it's terrible and you've got to throw sparkles on. Sparkles are in. SPARKLES ARE IN."

33. Introspection can lead to a deeper knowing of oneself.

"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words."


34. It's important to live in the moment.

"I know this isn't gonna end well but the middle part is gonna be awesome."


35. Drinking makes you cooler.

Jess: "Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing."

Nick: "That's the only thing in the world I know to be true."

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25 Times Nick Viall's Instagram Game Was More Real Than Anything About 'The Bachelor'

Nick Viall is more than just his time spent on the Bachelor. He is a business man and a server of honesty.

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You may remember Nick Viall as the man who made it to the final rose ceremony twice and walked away without the girl. And then finally getting his big moment on his own season of the Bachelor and the relationship ended months later.

Or you also know him for his hilarious reenactments after every episode of the current season of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette"

But something that we can all know and respect about this man is his blatant honesty and words of encouragement.

He has a day set aside to answer any question people send into him through his Instagram. And I mean ANY question.

Sex, business, life, love, breakups, marriage, finances, self-confidence, you name it!

And while some things can be hard to hear and somethings can make us laugh because we have been through these occurrences ourself, we need to be reminded. And he doesn't hold back.

Beyond the hate and the hurtful messages, he endures and we benefit. So listen up to responses from Nick Viall's Instagram!

1. Depression.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Look outside of yourself.

2. The reality of 'Ghosting.'

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

I mean is he wrong?

3. Personal.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Well Nick, listen to your own advice. You are not alone and people love you.

4. Why Nick?

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Because why not Nick?

5. Time to celebrate!

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Celebrate your victories both huge and small!

6. Age is nothing but a number...

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

But don't lie about your number. Embrace it!

7. Sex questions.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Those actually sound delicious!

8. Hooking up.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Truth can hurt but seriously take it or leave it..

9. Relationship expert?

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

You don't have to agree.

10. Flashback to his time on "The Bachelor."

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

if you haven't seen the ensemble we are talking about you can do two things. 1.) Be grateful! 2.) Google

11. Single on the holidays.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

If you need one more reminder that you are not alone let me assist you...You are NOT alone!

12.  Health.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Drinking water actually makes a HUGE difference in all things health! Shocker.

13. "Not Good Enough."

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs to find your princess or prince. There's no rush or pressure. Follow your heart.

14. Settling.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Sometimes you have to have the question thrown back at you to think deeper.

15. Finances.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

"I need" and " I want" statements really help when it comes to spending and saving money.

16. Unfaithful.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Don't be a dick. You're wasting your poor fiance's time. Give them their freedom if they are simply second choice.

17. Take control of your life!

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Don't make yourself the victim! Take back the control and find pride in yourself. You can do it.

18. Boredom in the marriage.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

No he's never been married (or so he lets us think) but his answers are relatable and reasonable.

19. Soulmates.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Yup go find another soulmate not one that's already taken. You're not doomed.

20. Receiving mixed signals.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

May not always be the case but you need to listen to your gut and follow your heart.

21. Mental health.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

You are NOT ALONE! There are people who want to simply listen to you. seek them out. Don't give up. You can do this!

22. Home weckers.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

Is this clear enough?

23. Small talk.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

You're going to spend your whole life hopefully happily with someone who you are going to do a lot of talking with. It's never too early. Be true to yourself.

24. This tea burns!

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

If you really don't want to hear an answer don't ask.

25. Businessman.

https://www.instagram.com/nickviall/

He is more than a bachelor he is a businessman! You can never go wrong with some essential oils in your life.

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