If you are like me and you’re out of Flex Points by Fall Break, life is tough. No more 2 a.m. runs to Taco Bell on your parents anymore. You need to learn how to be fiscally responsibie, and I have some tips to help you out. Here is how to survive without flex points.
Join clubs.
There are a ton of incredibly boring and uneccessary clubs on campus that would have no members if they didn’t give out a ton of free food. Join them. Or go to one of those political debate watches. You may have to watch crazy people yell at each other, but at least you get free ice cream.
Actually go to the dining hall.
Believe it or not, it’s open the majority of the time. Tough it out and get Grab & Go, you wimp.
BYOF
Going out tonight? Don’t want to waste money on a pizza at Reckers? Bring a family size bag of Lays to the party so you can avoid that late night temptation. Just don’t let anyone else have any.
Mooch off of your friends.
Just say you forgot your student ID at home. If its late night food, they probably will neither remember nor care.
Buy in bulk.
Go online and order queso in bulk. Make sure to get the same size that Tostitos sends to Costco.
Don’t.
Do you even really want to be at school without flex points? Not really. Pack your bags and go home, where your parents can continue spending their hard earned retirement fund on your Crunchwrap addiction.