Because you’re not like this guy,
It’s time to finally start Christmas Treeing.
Warning. For some reason, procrastinators are also more likely to have Christmas Tree malfunctions.
Imagine your Christmas Tree. Will it be tall? Stout? Full in the middle? Lacking in the middle? So many things to consider, but it’s okay, most people bought the perfect one already, so consider your job halfway done.
Found one? Perfect. Now bring the blessed tree back home with you.
Let out the inner elf in you, and start decorating away.
Beautiful. Your friends and family will be proud of your tardy but relentless ambition.
Stands three days before Christmas, and will keep standing until April of next year.