7 Creative Ways To Celebrate If Donald Trump Becomes President
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7 Creative Ways To Celebrate If Donald Trump Becomes President

Because an occasion like this truly deserves some extravagant plans.

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7 Creative Ways To Celebrate If Donald Trump Becomes President
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With the presidential election rolling around, informed citizens everywhere are at the edge of their seats, biting their nails as they wait to see who will be the next person running the country. Everyone knows the front-running candidates, whether it be due to the hilarious memes circling the Internet or because they are actually doing their civic duty and staying in-the-know with each person's beliefs. One infamous candidate that everyone has made fun of at least 50 times since he announced his intention to run for president is Donald J. Trump. We all know him from his television appearances, obnoxious amount of money, and the insane accusations and plans he has declared in the race to become our commander-in-chief. Our Facebook friends' statuses run rampant with threats to relocate to Canada if he becomes elected, but honestly, that's one of the most unoriginal things a person can do if he somehow manages to take office. Here are a few innovative ways to celebrate if Trump becomes the leader of our country.

Pack up and move to a hidden forest.

Politics will no longer matter when you're an elusive tree-loving citizen. Plus, who's going to charge you taxes? The birds? The worms? Just disappear and you no longer have anything to worry about.

Engage in some harmless, fun pranks on the White House.

How else do we show our appreciation for the president if not by playfully distributing plastic forks or those tacky pink flamingo decorations evenly throughout the lawn of the White House?

Build a wall around your house, and make someone else pay for it.

This is a celebration that Trump himself can get behind. All you have to do is tell someone to build you a wall, sit back, and it'll just go up. Because apparently, once that happens, no one will ever to be able to go around it, over it or under it. A wall makes you completely exclusive, so you will no longer be under Trump's reign.

Take an extended vacation.

Everyone saying they'll leave the country is on to a good idea, but avoid Canada. It'll be too crowded since that's everyone's go-to retreat location. Instead, go somewhere exotic and unique, like New Zealand or Antarctica. No one will look for you there.

Take it easy with some fun games.

Many people were distraught over the loss of the popular phone game Flappy Bird, but luckily, Trump's fans have created a new version of Flappy Bird that incorporates politics into entertainment. Now, playing games also has an educational edge.

Blend in with your surroundings.

If you have a costume as believable as this one, no one will second-guess you. This is a surefire way to avoid the policies Trump will try to implement.

Go off the grid.

According to that angry dad from the pizza commercial, going off the grid is the best way to solve your problems, so it seems like a logical choice here.

These are just a few ways that you can truly celebrate depending on who receives the most votes later on this year. Choose your favorite and devote yourself to carrying it out. Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky and Ellen DeGeneres will win a surprise write-in vote and we won't even have to worry. Cross your fingers and get out there to do your civic duty and vote. Go America!

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