A guy's guide to narcissism and napoleon syndrome. Why do we always see these dorky, seemingly unattractive out of shape, unintelligent, and untalented men with gorgeous women, perfect tens, full packages with beauty, brains and compassion? Well, you may think that it's because they treat them really well, they make up for everything they lack physically with their personality. Well, this is rarely the case. Wanna know why that short scummy guy really has that dime wrapped around his finger? It's called narcissistic abuse and here's how you can continue to score people who are way too good for you by belittling them and treating them like shit!
1. Fall through on all promises and plans.
Always have something come up that's clearly more important than her, flake on her if you find better plans, make sure you don't make her a priority! remember if you want to keep her in her place you need to treat her like she's just another option and you have better ones to attend to right now.
2. Stop trying.
Stop trying, make no more romantic gestures, if your long distance wait for her to visit you, you don't have time to go see her trust me, if you want to mentally fuck her up too make sure you treat her like she's the greatest thing since sliced bread when you first start talking and then just cut it, cold turkey. In order for this to mess with her head, you need to first love-bomb her and shower her with false affection and idealizations of love and your future together.
3. Choose your friends over her.
You can't have her around cramping your style right, I mean she's cute but she's not exactly the type you want your friends to end up liking if she's only temporary anyway, remember she's only there to feed your ego, not vice versa. She's not there to be your friend or become part of your life so keep her away from your personal life.
4. Show no evidence of a relationship but tell her otherwise.
This ensures that she'll only stay around for so long, eventually she'll catch on that normal people want to show their significant other off and not hide them, but I mean hey you can't have your side chicks knowing that your in a relationship, you don't want to miss out on anything that might be better right?
5. Take her for granted.
Everything she does, every deed she helps you with, every time she clearly goes out of her way for you should be ignored and never should be reciprocated. You want to make sure she knows your not willing to make sacrifices, sacrifices show that you care and are committed, we can't have that.
6. Don't meet any of her needs mentally or physically.
Your needs come first right? After all, girls have no sexual desires right, girls don't need someone to say good morning beautiful, or someone to do the little things sometimes, that's what they're here for right? To fulfill the needs of men right?
7. Belittle her.
Make sure she knows she's not worthy of you every time she tries to leave so when she finally does she doesn't have the confidence to ever try to love anyone again! Tell her you still love her and always will as you leave though make sure you leave the window for communication open so she has hope that you will one day accept her back into your life, because you're god's gift to the Earth and to deny her the right to talk to you would just be cruel, because no one else would put up with her craziness like you did. Convince her she really is crazy, and that your really just a good guy who's trying to help.