How To Rob A Bank And Get Away With It: Short Story
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How To Rob A Bank And Get Away With It: Short Story

sometimes you just have to rob a bank

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How To Rob A Bank And Get Away With It: Short Story
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Disclaimer: I have no intentions of robbing a bank, this is all made up from my head and I do not recommend doing it. You will probably end up in jail.

The student loans are piling up, you have bills to pay and maybe a mouth to feed oh yeah and dont forgot you owe a person who owes another person who owes another person money. Well how the heck are you going to get all the money, simple your going to rob a bank and better yet your going to get away with it. So here we go, it's go time me and you buddy are going to rob a bank. Alright first thing is first scoping the bank, now we have to pick a bank that a number of people trust. Like TD Bank that will work just perfectly a lot of people trust this bank. Okay so we have two options here one we can go in guns ablaze which I do not recommend or we sneak in the back room into the safe and boom we got the goods. I choose the second so moving forward, we are going to need a get away car have you ever seen the movie Baby Driver? (Great movie buy the way highly recommend awesome sound track). Anyway watch the movie learn the moves they do, how they break into a bank and get a driver like Baby (main character of the movie played by Ansel Elgort).

Once we have that set we are good to start. Game plan is this we are going to go into the bank scope it out, find the weakens and where the back doors are located. We will open a fake account because if we just walk into a back and out that would look weird. From there we will exit the bank and return back to the safe house. Were our wonderful hacker will hack into the camera system and set it on a loop. That night is when we attack after the bank is closed me and you will go to work. I will take care of the security guard and you will find the safe I will join you shortly after security is all set. We will then break into the safe grab the money and get to the get away car. Where our contact will drop us off at my private jet and I will have my pilot drop us on my remote island for which I will not disclose the information in this paper. We will then pay off the debts and bills fake our own deaths and erase every trail that could lead back to us. Also by the way you can not have any contact with anybody from the out side world. We will then return in about a year and live out our lives Dimitri and Jacqual. This my friend is how we are going to rob a bank and get away with it.

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