Deck the Heretic (St. Nicholas Version)

Deck the heretic in the face

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Arius is such a disgrace

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Made his face all so loosey

Fa la la la la la la la...

Now he looks like Gary Busey

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Donald, The White Haired Tweeter

You know Bannon and Christie

Carson and Gingrich

Romney and Ted Cruz

And Rudy Giuliani

But do you recall the most obnoxious of all?

Donald, the white haired tweeter

Spending too much time on his phone

And if you ever saw him

Has no temperamental tone

And all of his faithful followers

Liking and retweeting his posts

They're so in love with the Donald

They don't care the country is toast

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Mike Pence came to say

Donald, turn your phone back in

Make America great again

Still all the liberals despised him

As they shouted out with joy

Donald, the white haired tweeter

You're just a little boy

(The next one I didn't make up, but we all need some laughs)

Jingle Bells (The Joker Version)

Jingle bells, Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost one wheel

And the Joker got away

(Now back to self-made parodies)

Humid Christmas

I'm dreaming of a humid Christmas

Just like the ones I love to hate

Where the palm trees are swaying

And old people are paying

Too much to stay in Florida

I'm dreaming of humid Christmas

With every sunburn I could have

May others have snow, but not me

I'm in Miami, living free

That's all, folks! Happy holidays and merry Christmas!