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Hello From the Single Side

Reasons why being single isn't so bad.

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Everyone makes out being single as such a bad thing but here's why it's not so bad after all.

1. You don't have to share your food.

Because we've all hidden food or ate it so fast so no one else could have it. "Those girl scout cookies are mine!"

2. You don't have to share a bed.

Because lying across a bed spread eagle is so satisfying. No stolen blankets, or knees into your back in the middle of the night.

3. No holiday shopping, or shopping at all, for anyone else, ever.

You don't have to stress about getting something they're actually gonna like because girls are expensive and guys are complicated.

4. More money!

This gif of Obama is pretty self explanatory if I do say so myself.

5. Which means...you can spoil yourself!


Get the shoes, you deserve them.

6. You don't have to look good ALL the time.


You know you shouldn't have to worry about what you look like with people but you do.. you can't tell me you don't.

7. Especially in the morning...

I promise that drool on the pillow isn't cute... if they told you it was... LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

8. You can check out whoever you want.

9. There is no "other" family you have to impress.

Because haven't you heard? In laws are the best. You don't have to deal with awkward dinners or worry about the family liking you while they all gather after you left and talk about you..Because I promise every family does it.

10. You can appreciate being single by watching other people's relationship problems.

"Did you really just like her Instagram picture?!"

"You don't pay attention to me enough!"

11. And if the past 10 reasons still haven't convinced you, this one will. You can jam to the Queens, "Single Ladies" without a single ounce of guilt.

We all do it...don't deny it. Even you, boys...

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