You wake up on Monday morning still a bit disoriented from all your weekend shenanigans.
You're half asleep but somehow make it to the right classroom on time.
Just in time for the professor reminds you of the exam coming up in a few days.
And they hand out the study guide with a list of topics.
Well, at least your next class isn't too bad.. at the end of it the professor even declares a "no homework" day!
"So you have time to work on your 27-page essay"
So you and your squad decide to go to the library. No messing around.
But you quickly realize there are other things in life, more important than school. Like Facebook, or this cool article on the history of rubber duckies.
Then there's that one friend who reminds you that you should be studying.
Besides, you have to make a laundry run.
And it would be really silly to walk all the way back to library when you'll have to change the laundry again in an hour anyways. Maybe its time for a nice little break.
Oh what's that? It's 2 a.m.? Well, you can't possibly be expected to study at this hour.
But then there's that 8 a.m. class...
Nahhh ain't nobody got time for that.
5 minutes till class-- it's okay, you can make it.
6 minutes late? No biggie, just use your super suave ninja skills to grab a seat in the back row. Nobody will notice...
Nailed it.
Oh crap. That cute guy is sitting right there.
Wait a minute, is the professor about to hand back a test?
Okay deep breaths, deep breaths. How bad could it possibly be?
Whatever. You have to get to your next class across campus anyways. And you can't be late again so no stopping to talk with friends.
Ahhhh just in time. Wait a minute...Nuhuh I've been sitting there all semester and don't have time for this.
You might be having trouble staying awake by now, but you still need those participation points so get that hand up!
Then you and a friend decide to go kiss up a bit at office hours. Show the professor how ahead of the game and on top of your stuff you are.
Okay...back to the library. And this time you absolutely refuse to leave until you're done with that essay and studying for you exam.
Hmmm, maybe some music will help you focus.
But then your friend comes over and ask how you did on that test.
They got an A. Of course.
But once they leave you finally get a few good pages of bulls*** in.
NO! STAY AWAKE DAMMIT!
Okay quick snack break. All you need is some good ol' brain food.
Next thing you know, you've only got 3 hours left before you need to turn in that paper!
What are those people at the other table talking about? The same professor gave them both extensions?!
Fine. Whatever. Just study for this exam and then you can go to sleep.
5 a.m.? Screw this-- I'm joining the dropping out joining the circus.
Alright keep it together! One more exam and then you're done.
Keep. It. Together.