Being Greek is the piece of identity that I'm the most proud of. I don't get tired of introducing my friends to the many different aspects of my incredible culture, but I definitely get tired of the questions that come with it.
1. Say something in Greek!
2. You don't look Greek...
3. Do you know how to speak Greece?
4. Do you guys, like, worship Zeus?
5. Doesn't everyone just get drunk all the time no matter what the occasion?
6. Do you guys break plates at every party?
7. Is your life just like My Big Fat Greek Wedding?
8. Are you going to live in the same neighborhood as your parents when you grow up?
9. Your parents are going to force you to marry a Greek guy, right?
10. Are all of your uncles named Nick?
11. Doesn't everyone chain smoke cigarettes from when they're like five years old in Greece?
12. Isn't everyone a farmer in Greece?
13. Do you have pet goats?
14. Do you celebrate Christmas?
15. Does everyone you know own a restaurant?
In all fairness, number 15 isn't too far off base...