Go Shawty, It's Your Birthday! | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Health and Wellness

Go Shawty, It's Your Birthday!

34

Growing up, I was almost always the shortest in my class. And honestly, it used to really bother me. Why, you ask? Stupidly enough, being short sometimes makes you a pretty easy target for other kids to pick on you. Therefore, being short as a little kid made me pretty self-conscious.Nowadays, I embrace my shortness. Neither of my parents are very tall (my mom is 4'11" and a half and is damn proud of it, and my dad is 5'6" or so). I know now that it's not something I can change. I'm proud of who I am and where I've come from. Being short can be a great thing...you just have to make it so! Embrace the shorty in you. If you're a fellow shorty, there are more advantages to your height than you might think.

  • You have more leg room in the car and on the plane. You can comfortably stretch your tiny legs out in the area in front of your seat without any issues.
  • People often think you are younger than you really are. Sure, it might suck now at times getting carded constantly at the bar for not looking like you're 21, or having to prove to the skeptics that you really are in college, but when you're older you will absolutely love it! My mom always tells me that she gets told she looks so much younger than all of her other friends, and she loves it.
  • This one's for the girls: you basically never have to worry about being taller than your date. This one's pretty self-explanatory. 
  • You never have to worry about hitting your head on things. In other words, you undergo less injuries than a person of average height.
  • You can always get your clothes hemmed, and clothes and shoes might be cheaper. Think about this: you can hem pants that are too long on a short person, but you can't alter pants that are too short on a tall person. Also, if you happen to have a small torso and a small shoe size, you may even be able to wear clothes from the petite section and get shoes from the kid's section (cheaper prices, yay!). 
  • You can fit comfortably on beds and sofas. Seriously, how do tall people manage when their legs hang off of a bed or the couch?
  • And apparently, shorter people live longer lives and have fewer health issues, according to evidence.

I'm 5'0" tall and I'm proud of it.
Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
girl with santa hat
Photo by Toa Heftiba on Unsplash

'Tis the season to be jolly folks, and if you're anything like me, then at the stroke of midnight on Halloween your home went from wicked to winter

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

5 Things To Do That Are Better Than Writing A Paper

Don't waste your time trying to write that paper when there are so many more interesting things you could be doing.

11545
computer keyboard
Unsplash

Writing a paper is never fun and is rarely rewarding. The writer's block, the page requirement, be specific, but don’t summarize, make sure you fixed any grammatical errors, did you even use spellcheck? and analyze, analyze, analyze.

Papers can be a major pain. They take up so much time and effort that by the end of the process you hate yourself and you hate the professor for making life so difficult. Questions of your existence start roaming in your mind. Am I even cut out for college if I can’t write a single paper? Am I even capable of taking care of myself if I lack the energy to open my laptop and start typing?

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

10 Reasons Why Sisters Are The Best

Who could be a better friend than your own sister?

6961
sisters
Taylor Hooper

I can barely remember back when I was the only child. Most would say it’s because it is extremely difficult to remember things as a toddler but I would say it's because I was bored until my sister came along. My mother always says how important the "sister bond" is and with every year that passes I realize how right she is. Instead of writing a novel about all of the wonderful things there are about having a sister I decided to list a few of them instead.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

How To Adult

You're gonna make it after all.

6987
how to adult
Twitter

It is the time of our lives that we are beginning to enter the adult world and most of us, if not all of us, have no idea what we are doing. It's like starting a video game, but skipping the tutorial. We're all just running around aimlessly hoping we accidentally do something right that moves us along the right path. Now that graduation has just happened, or is right around the corner for some of us, it's time to start thinking about how we are going to take care of ourselves once we are on our own.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

7 Signs You're A Starbucks Addict

I'll be the first one to admit I'm addicted to Starbucks.

4491
drinking coffee
Tumblr

If you’re anything like me, you love a good cup of coffee. My coffee always comes from Starbucks; I refuse to drink it from anywhere else. Over the years, it’s become one of my biggest addictions. So, if you are aware that you’re a Starbucks addict as well, or maybe you need to check to see if you’re an addict, here are seven ways to tell.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments