1. No two places have the same cheese dip

2. There will always be a 'Speedy Gonzalez' on every menu

3. Taco chicken is better than fajita chicken

4. 99% of the time you always get the same thing

5. You never have just a few chips

6. Rice will always be better than beans

7. There is no reason in wasting your calories on the alcohol every time

8. Cheese dip on rice will make any bad day good

9. Guac will always be extra but so are you so bring it on

10. You rank the Mexican restaurants you go to

11. Extra shredded cheese will make you smile on the darkest of days

12. There is a difference in Tex-Mex and Mexican

13. A margarita is worth the calories, sometimes

14. Your server will know you name and your order

15. Mexican is the best food out there

16. You know where everything is on the menu

17. You have a specific table and all of the workers know it