9 Reasons It's Next To Impossible For Girls To Find Function Dates
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9 Reasons It's Next To Impossible For Girls To Find Function Dates

I don't want to take the guy with the wrong intentions.

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9 Reasons It's Next To Impossible For Girls To Find Function Dates
Haley Houchin

It's date function season and girls have never been more stressed about finding the perfect date to take on their functions. A lot of work goes into asking a random or even finding a boy you can tolerate for that amount of time. Not to mention, finding a boy that won't embarrass you in front of your 300+ sorority sisters. Here is a list of the 10 reasons why girls struggle finding a decent date for a date function.


1. A girl doesn't want to take a guy who's going to embarrass them on the function.

They don't want to be that girl with the drunk date who ripped his shirt off and started dancing on the stripper pole at the bar.

2. Finding someone who will look good in pictures.

Do it for the gram.

3. Trying not to be the girl who looks like they hate their lives cause their date is all over the place.

Trying to keep your eyes on this boy at all times is way too hard.

4. Trying to find a date that is hotter than their ex.

You know we've all done it.

5. Trying to find a boy to fit the theme.

It takes a special kind of date to wear boots and camo; you can't just find those anywhere.

6. Finding a date that won't think that's an invitation to come to your apartment afterwards.

That kind of boy sucks.

7. Finding a date you don't have to worry about trying to impress.

No girl wants to take a guy that they're trying to please all night. It's her date function, not his.

8. Trying to find a date that will actually be happy to dress up for the theme.

Girl's don't want to take a date that thinks he's "too cool" for the thrift shop theme.

9. Finding a date they can actually have fun with.

Everyone wants the flawless date, but they are hard to find in a sea of college boys.

There you have it, 9 reasons why it's almost impossible to find a good date. So here's to another semester of just taking your guy friends on date functions since those are the only boys us girls can trust (most of the time).

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