Dear girl walking into class with a Starbucks cup for the 16th time this semester,
How self absorbed can you be? We get it, you clearly don't care about this class. That's fine. But please stop distracting everyone else when you walk into class late.
Let's be clear, I'm not talking about a minute or two late. I'm not talking about being late once or twice. I'm not even talking about the kid walking into class 10 minutes late with a Starbucks cup for the first time.
I'm talking about the girl who continually prances into class 10+ minutes late holding her caramel, mocha, chocolate latte frappe-whatever for the umpteenth time this semester.
Being late happens, but when it is an everyday occurrence because of something unnecessary and avoidable, there is a problem. You know the Starbucks line is going to be out the door, leave earlier. If you know you're bad in the mornings, set your alarm earlier.
There is no need to disrupt everyone else's class time because of your selfishness and carelessness.
If you don't care about this class, which you clearly don't, simply don't come. It's not that big of a deal. If attendance is mandatory, then you should be making an effort to get there at the beginning of anyway.
I get the need for caffeine. That I-can't-start-my-day-without-my-favorite-pick-me-up. I can't start my day without a Chick-fil-A biscuit. But I plan for that. I allow time in case Chick-fil-A is packed or if there's a hold up. I do this so if I am held up, I'm not walking into class late.
No one has a good reason for showing up late 10+ times to class with a Starbucks cup in their hands. It doesn't make you look good and shows how you seriously lack maturity. Please, get it together.