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Hey everyone! Get ready for this epic advice. Thanks for all the questions, but don’t forget to keep em’ coming! 

Send your questions to scott201@purdue.edu or (317) 979-1026. 

Dear Claire and Abby,

            I’ve been talking to this girl for a while now. I’m not really sure how to define “us,” but it’s definitely more than nothing. I really like her, and I just don’t know how to tell her that I want to move forward in our relationship. Should I send her a sexy selfie?

            Sincerely, Is Nude too Crude?

Dear Nude,

            That pic might be a little aggressive to start out with. Maybe go with a more subtle gesture like a nip pic (ha!). You have to leave some things to the imagination sometimes. If she reciprocates with a picture of her own, then you’re a match made in heaven.

            Good luck, Claire and Abby

Dear Claire and Abby,

            I think my roommate is a hoarder. She isn’t just a little bit messy. Her things pile up, and she refuses to ever get rid of any of her belongings, claiming they have “sentimental value.” I can’t live like this any longer, but whenever I accuse her of being a hoarder she gets mad and defensive. What do I do to stop this madness??

            Sincerely, Buried Alive

Dear Buried Alive,

            You are actually in a great predicament. You should submit your story to the TV show “Hoarders.” First they clean your house for free, and then they give you psychological counseling. Not only that, but you will get on TV and maybe be as famous as us one day. Don’t forget about us little people when you are making it big.

            Sincerely, Claire and Abby

Dear Claire and Abby,

            I went to a darty this past weekend and met this awesome guy who I really hit it off with. We didn’t exchange numbers, so now I don’t know how I should go about contacting and getting to know him. Is it weird if I Facebook message him?

            Sincerely, Call Me Back Cathy

Dear Cathy,

            Don’t worry, this is how all great love stories begin! If you have mutual friends you can always talk to them and have them hook you up. You probably shouldn’t Facebook message him because that is the equivalent of direct messaging someone on twitter or groupme, which are some of the more creepy ways to go our pursuing someone.  You don’t want to seem too eager or desperate so just start going over to his house more and “accidentally” running into him. Works like a charm.

            Sincerely, Claire and Abby

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