George Dies At The End.

George Dies At The End.

So does Everyone Else.

George is dead. There he is, sipping his drink. Dreck brings out the good stuff, the top shelf brandy. Normally when the good stuff gets poured somebody dies. I think it is going to be George. But I don’t’ know, I’m not the one in charge. Dreck is the crime-lord of our city. I know right not a real good name to strike fear into the hearts. His name is Dreck Humphey and he was an accountant in his previous life. A nerd, can you believe it? A nerd took over from the mob bosses. The tough guys started to die off from old age and then some nerd named Dreck took their place. He started out by doing the books for Donny Kingsman. Donny was the crime boss that ran these streets with an iron fist. Nobody would ever cross old Donny; he would whack his own mother if it would help his bottom line. But this college boy needed a few extra bucks and helped Donny run a better system. Then after a year or two, Donny retired and gave the enterprise to this accountant. Donny’s kids were either dead, illegitimate or wanted nothing to do with him.

So that’s how a nerd took over for the crime family. No one could have predicted the fact that Dreck would monopolize crime in the whole city. It is pitiful. Not one crime is committed that Dreck doesn't know about. He had us whack a few kids that stole a few bucks from a convenience store. They were just kids but don’t nobody commit crime on Dreck’s streets. Death is just so permanent and messy. Donny killed people but he always had a good reason. This new guy just kills people for the fun of it. Now he pours the death Brandy. Who’s getting whacked tonight?

I really think it could George. I look at him, scratching my neck in discomfort. It looks like he put on a few pounds since I last saw him. George is a relic of the old times, with the gangsters that were loyal and tough as nails. Now it is all about power and how to get more and then how to hold on to it. There used to be honor among thieves, but the game changes and so do the players. The young bosses all have trigger-happy fingers and once somebody is no longer useful they are dead. It scares me. Still, George is the best candidate. He is just the most stuck in the past out of the rest of us. Come to think of it, a lot of Dreck’s crew is left over from the crime boss. But George was not there for long under Donny before Dreck took over. Donny kept a tight ship. We would all take a bullet for Donny but not this new kid. The nerd. I do not know that much about him. Hopefully, he is a good leader. But the room still has the death brandy out.

This guy Dreck has whacked a few people and every time he does he gets the good brandy and organizes a morbid farewell party. This time there is a lot of brandy and no one has any clue why we are all here. Sometimes the name of the doomed member gets leaked and we all know who to say our goodbyes to, but not today. As the ice melts in the glass holding the death brandy the room gets more and more tense. People’s wills become more strained as the brandy gets watered down. The condensation falls down the side of the container. This is killing us. No one knows who is getting whacked. Then again, even if we knew, we would not tell. Remembering the loyalty we felt towards Donny, we feel obligated to be loyal to the kid for a few weeks. But eventually, he’s got to earn his keep, because loyalty does not grow on trees.

George is sweating like a rainstorm. But that actually means nothing; we all are sweating bullets. We all hope the bullet that is coming is not for us. Eventually, the tensions rise to a boil. People start to burst out screaming and slamming on the door to leave, but it is locked. All the doors are locked. The furniture is being thrown at the window to break through and escape when the guns open fire. The hailstorm of bullets ends Donny’s reign of terror as all of the remaining members of his crew are wiped out. Except for George. He stands tall and smiles as he watches the relics of the old game get gunned down. The fat bastard lights a cigar and chuckles as it all goes black.

Then I remember George is an accountant.

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I'm The Girl Without A 'Friend Group'

And here's why I'm OK with it


Little things remind me all the time.

For example, I'll be sitting in the lounge with the people on my floor, just talking about how everyone's days went. Someone will turn to someone else and ask something along the lines of, "When are we going to so-and-so's place tonight?" Sometimes it'll even be, "Are you ready to go to so-and-so's place now? Okay, we'll see you later, Taylor!"

It's little things like that, little things that remind me I don't have a "friend group." And it's been like that forever. I don't have the same people to keep me company 24 hours of the day, the same people to do absolutely everything with, and the same people to cling to like glue. I don't have a whole cast of characters to entertain me and care for me and support me. Sometimes, especially when it feels obvious to me, not having a "friend group" makes me feel like a waste of space. If I don't have more friends than I can count, what's the point in trying to make friends at all?

I can tell you that there is a point. As a matter of fact, just because I don't have a close-knit clique doesn't mean I don't have any friends. The friends I have come from all different walks of life, some are from my town back home and some are from across the country. I've known some of my friends for years, and others I've only known for a few months. It doesn't really matter where they come from, though. What matters is that the friends I have all entertain me, care for me, and support me. Just because I'm not in that "friend group" with all of them together doesn't mean that we can't be friends to each other.

Still, I hate avoiding sticking myself in a box, and I'm not afraid to seek out friendships. I've noticed that a lot of the people I see who consider themselves to be in a "friend group" don't really venture outside the pack very often. I've never had a pack to venture outside of, so I don't mind reaching out to new people whenever.

I'm not going to lie, when I hear people talking about all the fun they're going to have with their "friend group" over the weekend, part of me wishes I could be included in something like that. I do sometimes want to have the personality type that allows me to mesh perfectly into a clique. I couldn't tell you what it is about me, but there is some part of me that just happens to function better one-on-one with people.

I hated it all my life up until very recently, and that's because I've finally learned that not having a "friend group" is never going to be the same as not having friends.

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This is it early 2000's babies, a compilation finally made for you. This list is loaded with things that will make you swoon with nostalgia.

1. Not being accepted by the late 90's kids.


Contrary to what one may think, late 90's and early 00's kids had the same childhood, but whenever a 00's kid says they remember something on an "only 90's kids will understand" post they are ridiculed.

2. Fortune tellers.


Every day in elementary school you would whip one of these bad boys out of your desk, and proceed to tell all of your classmates what lifestyle they were going to live and who they were going to marry.


You could never read this book past 8 o'clock at night out of fear that your beloved pet rabbit would come after you.

4. Silly bands.

You vividly remember begging your parents to buy you $10 worth of cheap rubber bands that vaguely resembles the shape of an everyday object.

5. Parachutes.

The joy and excitement that washed over you whenever you saw the gym teacher pull out the huge rainbow parachute. The adrenaline that pumped through your veins whenever your gym teacher tells you the pull the chute under you and sit to make a huge "fort".

6. Putty Erasers

You always bought one whenever there was a school store.

7. iPod shuffle.

The smallest, least technological iPpd apple has made, made you the coolest kid at the bus stop.

8. "Education Connection"

You knew EVERY wood to the "Education Connection" commercials. Every. Single.Word.

9. " The Naked Brothers Band"

The "Naked Brothers Band" had a short run on Nickelodeon and wrote some absolute bangers including, "Crazy Car' and "I Don't Wanna Go To School"

10. Dance Dance Revolution

This one video game caused so many sibling, friend, and parent rivalries. This is also where you learned all of your super sick dance moves.

11. Tamagotchi

Going to school with fear of your Tamagotchi dying while you were away was your biggest worry.

12. Gym Scooters

You, or somebody you know most likely broke or jammed their finger on one of these bad boys, but it was worth it.

13. Scholastic book fairs

Begging your parents for money to buy a new book, and then actually spending it on pens, pencils, erasers, and posters.


Who knew that putting yogurt in a plastic tube made it taste so much better?

15. Slap Bracelets

Your school probably banned these for being "too dangerous".

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