Galentine’s Day:

A special day to celebrate being a gal with your gals.

To begin, I won’t start to hate on all you relationship people out there. We’ve been there, we've done that, it obviously did not work out for us. Therefore, we will secretly hate and be jealous of you all at once, leaving us with this odd feeling of semi-saltiness. So, us single-cheese-slices now have to resort to finding a way to spend one of our population’s most dreaded holidays, Valentine’s Day.

For some of us, a personal large pepperoni pizza, cheap wine, and Netflix are all we really need. We fill our stomachs so full we couldn’t move, even if we were invited to some sort of outing or date. We don’t check social media because that would just make us want to puke and cry simultaneously, and with the prices these days, no one wants to puke up pizza.

For others, a day full of girls is what the doctor calls for. A date with your girlfriends can cure any love hangover that may be lingering from the holiday cuffing season.

Galentine’s day can be filled with whatever you and your friends enjoy. Whether it be just multiple pizzas and more than one bottle of sketchy-priced wine, a day at the spa, or watching that awkward anti-Valentine’s day movie that comes out on Valentine’s day. Galentine’s day is for sure to make you feel better about your life. Surrounding yourself with your best friends helps you confront the reasons why you all happen to be in the same non-romantic situation; college boys suck at relationships and you are too cool to have a boyfriend. You get to joke about all the embarrassing things all your friends have done, that probably should not ever be repeated, but for Galentine’s day sake, anything is up for discussion. You get to eat whatever you want without worrying if it got stuck in your teeth or your lipstick smudged. You get to wear anything or even nothing depending on your activity choice. There is no stress about looking smokin’ hot or impressing anyone because these are the people that hold your hair when you puke.

So whether you spend the day alone cramming food down your throat or hanging with your girls doing everything anti-boy, don’t worry about not having a significant other, because you’re awesome without anyone by your side.