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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

The creativity is astonishing!

Jamie Silfen

Jul 03, 2018

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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

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Name, cute pictures (maybe of a pet?), location, and age... sounds easy enough. But then comes the dreaded bio — the part of your tinder profile that makes you, you. It can make or break a person's decision to swipe left or right. Some are the basic: height, nationality with a flag emoji, and a sports team they play for.

However, I have seen some that are quite... interesting, to say the least.

"If you like pulp in your OJ, swipe left."

Who are YOU to judge MY breakfast beverage of choice?!

"Looking for someone who looks like she hasn't slept in 3 days."

Well, sign me up!

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may to be entitled to financial compensation."

How generous of you...

"Why am I here?"

Giphy

Beats me.

"Don't be eye candy, be SOUL FOOD."

AKA: have a personality to go along with your good looks, this one is creative.

"Fact: I was born at 4:20PM...oh, the irony.."

HAHAHAHA get it? No seriously, someone explain to me, I'm not hip with the kids these days.

"Message me on IG if you think it's meant to be."

But, like, don't you have to put in effort to?

"Is the 'C' or 'S' in 'scent' silent?"

I like this one because I've been asking myself this question for years and I still DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.

"I like chicken, honestly."

Ditto, but do you like pulp in your OJ? Because you and #1 up there should shake hands.

"I offer cat puns and companionship."

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Pfft, I swiped right.

"Feed me memes."

So many questions...

If your bio isn't this creative you have to STEP. UP. YOUR. GAME.

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Summer is hot and humid, and it's almost like summer was made specifically to drink the refreshing, cold, crisp wonderful, delicious, nutritious nectar of the gods. Which is none other than beer; wonderful cold beer. With summer playing peek-a-boo around the corner while we finish up this semester, it's time to discuss the only important part of summer. And if you haven't already guessed, it's beer. There are few things I take more seriously than my beer, in order are: sports... and beer. Here are my favorite summer brews:

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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

The creativity is astonishing!

"If you like pulp in your OJ, swipe left."

"Looking for someone who looks like she hasn't slept in 3 days."

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may to be entitled to financial compensation."

"Why am I here?"

"Don't be eye candy, be SOUL FOOD."

"Fact: I was born at 4:20PM...oh, the irony.."

"Message me on IG if you think it's meant to be."

"Is the 'C' or 'S' in 'scent' silent?"

"I like chicken, honestly."

"I offer cat puns and companionship."

"Feed me memes."

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

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Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)