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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

The creativity is astonishing!

Jamie Silfen

Jul 03, 2018

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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

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Name, cute pictures (maybe of a pet?), location, and age... sounds easy enough. But then comes the dreaded bio — the part of your tinder profile that makes you, you. It can make or break a person's decision to swipe left or right. Some are the basic: height, nationality with a flag emoji, and a sports team they play for.

However, I have seen some that are quite... interesting, to say the least.

"If you like pulp in your OJ, swipe left."

Who are YOU to judge MY breakfast beverage of choice?!

"Looking for someone who looks like she hasn't slept in 3 days."

Well, sign me up!

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may to be entitled to financial compensation."

How generous of you...

"Why am I here?"

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Beats me.

"Don't be eye candy, be SOUL FOOD."

AKA: have a personality to go along with your good looks, this one is creative.

"Fact: I was born at 4:20PM...oh, the irony.."

HAHAHAHA get it? No seriously, someone explain to me, I'm not hip with the kids these days.

"Message me on IG if you think it's meant to be."

But, like, don't you have to put in effort to?

"Is the 'C' or 'S' in 'scent' silent?"

I like this one because I've been asking myself this question for years and I still DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.

"I like chicken, honestly."

Ditto, but do you like pulp in your OJ? Because you and #1 up there should shake hands.

"I offer cat puns and companionship."

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Pfft, I swiped right.

"Feed me memes."

So many questions...

If your bio isn't this creative you have to STEP. UP. YOUR. GAME.

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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

The creativity is astonishing!

"If you like pulp in your OJ, swipe left."

"Looking for someone who looks like she hasn't slept in 3 days."

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may to be entitled to financial compensation."

"Why am I here?"

"Don't be eye candy, be SOUL FOOD."

"Fact: I was born at 4:20PM...oh, the irony.."

"Message me on IG if you think it's meant to be."

"Is the 'C' or 'S' in 'scent' silent?"

"I like chicken, honestly."

"I offer cat puns and companionship."

"Feed me memes."

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A long over due thank you note to my greatest passion.

What happened in the beginning, and how the heavens were set in motion.

But you know you still know every word.

1. "Big Pimpin'" - Jay-Z ft. UGK

2. "Mr. Brightside" - The Killers

3. "Lose Yourself" - Eminem

4. "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith

5. "Drop It Like It's Hot" - Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams

6. "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" - Green Day

7. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" - Panic! At The Disco

8. "Semi-Charmed Life" - Third Eye Blind

9. "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix A Lot

10. "Get Low" - Lil Jon ft. Ying Yang Twinz

11. "Check Yes Or No" - George Strait

12. "Ride Wit Me" - Nelly

13. "Pony" - Ginuwine

14. "Cleanin' Out My Closet" - Eminem

15. "Gangstas Paradise" - Coolio

16. "It Was A Good Day" - Ice Cube

17. "What's Your Fantasy" - Ludacris

18. "Everybody (Backstreets Back)" - Backstreet Boys

19. "Misery Business" - Paramore

20. "Steal My Sunshine" - Len

21. "Fly" - Sugar Ray

22. "Song 2" - Blur

23. "Buddy Holly" - Weezer

24. "No Rain" - Blind Melon

25. "99 Problems" - Jay-Z

Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

Cool Off with These 8 Beers!

Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

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