After a semester of what seems like the longest, craziest year ever, we're at the end of the obstacle course. The only thing standing in between us and Christmas vacation is the mega wall of finals that we have to jump over. As we prepare for the holidays and these tests that determined our grades, here's some funny quotes to get you through.

1. “This year when my family members ask if I’m dating anyone I’m going to say then yes then say he’s one of my 50 year old professors.”

2. "Who and what do I need to kiss to get rid of this plus/minus system?"

3. "In high school we had a google doc of everyone's nudes."

4. "Are y'all watching Gossip Girl? I love Vanes-" "GET OUT."

5. "I'm taking a study break poll: Which is the better stripper name, Dream or North?"

6. "If her name ends in the 'uhh' sound, she's gonna give you 'uhh' headache."

7. "I know this is a douchey question, but has anyone seen my iPad?"

8. "Last year I gave my parents a vinyl record of the Jimmy Buffett Christmas album and they didn't appreciate it at ALL."

9. "Look, I taught you how to be mean and make everyone cry. WHY don't you utilize it?"

10. "Fun fact from my friend in SGA - the University tricked SGA into voting the plus/minus system in a few years back."

11. "You don't even have to order from Little Caesar's, you just drive up to the building and they throw the rubber at you."

12. "To reduce dirty dancing at our school dances the rule was that you couldn't put your hands on the ground."

13. "How many times have you been to Starbucks this week?" "I don't wanna talk about it."

14. "Zaxbys tweeted at me. Screw getting into UGA and going to college, this is easily the proudest moment of my life."

15. "If you're reading this, even if we barely talk, please Venmo me $20."

16. "Anyone else wanna waste my time in 2016? You have 25 freaking days left."

17. "Ruined a good hair with a Santa hat, but it was worth it.

18. "That was so 10 seconds ago."

19. "Important question: do you own a tux?"

You're all going to do great on finals, but even if not...

20. "My mom gets mad at me for saying this, but C's get degrees."

Merry Christmas and good luck on finals, xoxo,

Eavesdropping Girl

If you hear something funny you know where to find me (overheardatuga@gmail.com).