32 Names That Shouldn't Be Given To Humans Ever For Any Reason
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32 Names That Shouldn't Be Given To Humans Ever For Any Reason

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Lexi Ellis
Mar 05, 2018
Texas A&M University
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32 Names That Shouldn't Be Given To Humans Ever For Any Reason
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Many new parents in this age (*cough cough* millennials) want to give their darling children names that reflect their uniqueness. Their little "special snowflake" can only be named something creative and new. "Cool, creative" baby names or "edgy" boy names DON'T make you a cool parent. Unfortunately, these people welcoming their bundles of joy into the world are setting them up for a lifetime of torment with these interesting, often misspelled names.

1. Zander

2. Apple

3. Axel

4. Phoenix

"When my firstborn came out of the womb, it flew into the air majestically and turned to ash and flame. That''s when I knew."


5. Grover

6. Blaze/Blaise

I'm not sorry about this gif.

7. Jagger


8.Cinnamon, Saffron, Ginger

Unless your child belongs in a spice cabinet (or on a stripper pole), DO NOT NAME THEM THIS. Imagine being asked what your name is and having to say "Cinnamon".

9. JacksTon

Can't it just be Jackson?


10. Candy

Short for Candice, but still, your poor kid.

11. Stormi

COME ON, KYLIE. STORMI. NOT EVEN SPELLED RIGHT. REALLY? R E A L L Y?

12. Queenie, Queen

13. Pharaoh

Just like Moses (almost said), let this name go.

14. Braddock

15. Gemini (or any other star sign)

16. Leamon

Are you making lemonade with your baby's urine?? When life hands you lemons, do not name your child Leamon.

17. Grayden

Some weird, made up, misspelled name.

19. Ailey

20. JAYCYCEON

Jason? How do you even pronounce this? do you want them to be bullied?

(I hope you've heard this song)

21. Jayse

Just. Spell. it. Right.

22. Kyrie

What even is this?

23. Kase

No, it's not the child's name. It's where we keep him.

24. Yair (Yes, it's a real name.)

Is your baby a hair removal specialist?

25. Coco, Max, Rocco, other dog names

Unless you child was born with fur and four paws, this is not the name for them.

26. Quinlynn

27. Zelda

Just stop yourselves right there.

28. Princess

29. Baby

30. Treasure

31. Precious

32. Naming your child after a Harry Potter character.

I have mixed feelings on this. Severus, Albus, and Snape are probably a no, but Harry, Hermione, Luna are cute.



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