1. "Joey doesn't share food!" - Joey
As soon as you have to pay, it's every man for himself.
2. "I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore." - Rachel
As soon as you mess something up, you feel as though you are failing at adulting and should no longer be allowed to be in charge of your own life.
3. "I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life." - Chandler
None of us do, Chandler. None of us do.
4. "I guess things were just going too well for me." - Ross
The second something falls apart it's like everything's falling apart.
5. "I wish I could, but I don't want to." - Phoebe
Us college students the second we're asked to add another assignment to our to-do list.
6. "Well we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the Internet." - Chandler
Of course now by the Internet, we mean Snapchat.
7. "I feel like if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do." - Rachel
I think it's safe to say that whether or not we learned to do our laundry at home or when we got to college, right after that first load gets put away, you feel invincible.
8. "I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day." - Chandler
When you just can't focus in that 8 a.m class and all of your responses to questions make absolutely no sense because it is way too early.
9. "And remember, if I'm harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it wrong." - Monica
If you're the team leader of a project, sometimes you need to get tough.
10. "Do you have a plan?" - Monica; "I don't even have a pla." - Phoebe
Neither do we Pheebs.
11. "Okay Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas!" - Monica
Yes! Bring on the next holiday with free food!
12. "We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?" - Chandler
When your best friend is trying to convince you to tell your crush that you like them and you're just not having it.
13. "Food? Oh, give me." - Joey
Enough said.
14. "Why do bad things happen to good people?" - Ross
When your printer betrays you an hour before your assignment is due.
15. "We were on a break!" - Ross
When your teachers ask for your homework after spring break.
16. "Get out of my chair" - Chandler
When someone in your class sits in your unassigned assigned seat
16. "PIVOT!" - Ross
17. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!" - Monica
Basically what every upperclassman says to the new incoming freshman, but it's true, and to those soon to be college students reading this, you're gonna love it.