First of all, why? Why did you think that spitting in drinks (mouthwash included), licking ice cream, or sticking your hand in ice cream (and then proceeding to eat it and put it back) was cool? Did you think you would be cute? Funny? If you did, then allow me to knock your ego down a few notches because you are literally disgusting.

I remember learning about the drug tampering in Chicago in the 80s; did you learn that in 1982, a man tampered with Tylenol and that changed that game forever because people got sick and died? Do you know that you spread your nasty germs to someone else who didn't know that someone before them decided to be disgusting and repulsive? Someone is probably sick right now from ingesting your germs.

People already struggle to buy groceries or things they need and you just ruined it for everyone because you wanted to be cool. But you're not the only guilty party.

To the people who recorded these incidents, you deserve time, too because you enabled food tampering. You allowed your friend, partner, brother, sister, whoever, to mess with consumer goods. You're equally disgusting in my book. But you won't get penalized because you didn't actually do anything because recording someone isn't a crime (in this sense, anyways). My advice to the people who will go to jail over this; find better friends.

There are not enough words in the English language (that I could say on the Internet anyways) to show my feelings towards someone like you. This is how new diseases get started. How people die. But you don't care because views, right?

I don't think 20 years in prison does anybody justice because it won't change the fact that the price on a lot of things is going to rise, thanks to you! Companies are now having to manufacture protective seals on their products, which means we (the consumers who are, ya know, normal) have to pay more.

But again, it doesn't matter to y'all because you got "hella views."

Well, enjoy your "hella large" jail sentence, too.