16 Things All Servers Think But (Usually) Never Say

16 Things All Servers Think But (Usually) Never Say

"There should be a special place in state prisons for terrible tippers."

Anyone who has worked in food service understands how brutal the industry can be. Servers are often overworked, underpaid, and definitely underappreciated by the general public. Unfortunately, many people don't realize what the waiters and waitresses at their favorite (and least favorite) restaurants go through on a daily basis. But, have no fear, I am here to educate you! Here are a few things that all servers mumble to themselves during one of those double shifts.

1. "If someone would just fire (insert name here), we would have a perfect staff."

You get along with your coworkers for the most part and consider yourself a tolerant person. But, there's always that one co-worker that knows how to push your buttons and does so often. They're the bain of your existence and all that stands in between you and an (almost) perfect work environment.

2. "Where is the rest of my paycheck?"

Most servers who make tips get a very small paycheck, which is usually taxed to death. This often makes for a disappointing surprise at the end of a pay period. This is especially frustrating when so many people believe that servers are making more than enough money to get by. So much for buying that energy drink for night shift...

3. "And they think Millennials are entitled..."

Any older person who thinks younger generations are self-centered has never seen an older woman lose her ever-loving mind over getting the wrong salad dressing and then leave a nickel and a New Testament as a tip. It just ain't that deep, Lucille.

4. "If I smile anymore today, my face will fall off."

Putting on a convincing happy face is just part of the job, but boy, does it take its toll. Before you clock out, you have to remind your face how to be neutral so that people on the street don't mistake you for Pennywise the clown.

5. "As much as I want to listen to you ramble, I wish you'd shut up."

I know you see the six other tables I'm serving at the moment, and I know you think your story about your trip to Milwaukee is more important than me doing my job, but you're wrong. I'll stand here for the next five minutes and pretend to care, but holding servers hostage should be a federal crime.

6. "I wish it was busier...NEVER MIND I TAKE IT BACK!"

The restaurant looks like a ghost town, and it's just you and one old man. Too quiet, too boring. So, you pray for more customers. But, we all know God has a sense of humor. Not 30 seconds after your beseeching, the masses come pouring through the front doors like it's Disney World. You go from having a table of one to three tables of two, one table of four and two parties on the opposite side of the floor. You beg for the madness to end, but you know all too well that both parties will stay well past closing time.


Asking to be reseated once is fine. Moving tables three times without telling your server is ridiculous. We have a seating chart for a reason - you are not the only people here. We have to accommodate everyone without overloading one section, so cooperate with me and don't use our party table for your brunch bunch of three people.

8. "I thought you said you were ready to order?!"

Servers and customers often have two different definitions of the word "ready". Trust me, any server would rather give you five extra minutes to decide than to listen to you stumble through the menu and pick a weird dish because you felt pressured.

9. "All these sides to choose from, and you want to substitute?

Just no. Don't do it.

10. "Are you really on a special diet, or just picky?"

Do you really need me to ask the chef about every dish with onions in it? Can't tell if you have life-threatening allergies or just being a baby.

11. "If this place had a mascot, it would be me, the scapegoat!"

Servers take the blame for everything! Incorrect orders, under/overcooked meat, wait time, bugs, the weather, divorces, bank robberies, murders... even though most of the time we had nothing to do with any of it.

12. "I dare them to make the "come here" motion at me one more time."

I know you need more water, sweetie. It's on my list. But, what you AIN'T gon do is wag that finger at me like I'm your Shih Tzu puppy.

13. "If anyone walks in here five minutes before we close, I quit."

We close at 10. The hours are posted on the door, on our website, and on the answering machine. So, why do people insist on trying to eat dinner at 9:55 p.m.?!

14. "There should be a special place in state prisons for terrible tippers."

If you can afford to eat out, you can afford to tip me correctly. My service wasn't bad, and this isn't because you think I make heap loads of money (which is far from true). You're just a crappy person.

15. "Thank God, my regular is here to make up for lost tips."

My regulars tip me out the wazoo, and I give them extra fries. It's a win-win situation.

16. "At least I'm doing this with all my friends."

It's a madhouse sometimes, but you know you have your squad when things get tough. All your co-workers have rolled silverware for you, taken your shifts, and covered your butt, and you would do the same for them in a heartbeat.

Here's to the waiters and waitresses just tryna make a dollar! The server life is one full of challenges, but ultimately, you'd rather do this than sit in a cubicle all day. Plus, going out with your co-workers after a night shift is the highlight of any day. So, work through the crappy tippers and picky eaters, and make that tip money flow!

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16 Reasons Nurses Have Been And Will Continue To Be The Most Trusted Profession

Because there is more to nurses than bed baths and medications


For the past 17 consecutive years, nurses have been the most trusted profession in America. How do we know? Gallup does a poll every year to Americans rating different professions on honesty and ethical standards.

Nurses were number one as 84% of Americans rated nurses as high or very high when it comes to honesty and ethical standards. This isn't anything new, either. Gallup says that "With the exception of one year, 2001, when firefighters were on the list after the 9/11 terrorist attacks, nurses have far outpaced all other professions since they were added to the list two decades ago."

So, what made them chose nurses as the most honest and ethical?


1. They hold the hands of your loved ones

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Nurses work 12-hour shifts. They are with your loved one more than anyone else in the hospital. Every family member cannot be with them 24/7, nor is it healthy to be. They encourage caregivers and family members to go home; take a shower, eat a meal, and sleep.

You cannot be there for them if you aren't there and healthy. That is where nurses come in. They'll take the hand for a while. Whether they are just going through a rough patch or taking their last breath, they will be there for comfort, support, and guidance.

2. They teach and help you understand

Education is a huge part of their jobs. They teach a diabetic how to take insulin. They teach the liver failure patient on what their lab values mean. They teach the importance of your diagnosis. They teach about medications. Nurses teach A LOT.

They should probably have a dual degree in education. They also help you understand things you did not understand. Physicians, for example, may not explain things in terms you understand. Nurses can help clarify and make sure you are comfortable and informed about what is happening.

3. They help you feel human again

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It is helping you in the shower after a long night. It is giving a bed bath when you just cannot move. It is helping you go to the bathroom after just giving birth. It is offering you a toothbrush. It is talking to you like a human being and not talking down on you.

Nurses and nursing assistants are responsible for making sure you are as comfortable as you possibly can be. Hospitals are not fun and if you are there, it is possible you are not your best self. That is where they come in.

4. They provide open and honest communication

Nurses almost always ask open-ended questions. Why? How much information can you get from "yes" or "no"? Nurses are the people who communicate with you on a different level. They are honest, show empathy, and want to help. They open the room up for whatever you want to discuss. It is one of their many positions.

5. They help bring life into the world


Imagine celebrating life every single day. This is the reality for many Labor and Delivery, Postpartum, NICU, and well-baby nursery nurses. You are not alone. The nurses are the one increasing your pain medications when needed or helping you get through and respect your natural birth plan.

They encourage you every step of childbirth. They'll let you squeeze their hands, put a cold rag on your head, and place your baby on your chest after it's all over. Nurses are the ones who care for you and your whole family.

6. They are EVERYWHERE

Hospitals, schools, community, clinics, group homes, rehabilitation centers, outpatient centers, offices and your primary office, home health care, pharmacies, senior living centers, and so much more.

Nurses are not just trusted in hospitals. They are everywhere.

7. They advocate for you

Nurses give you a voice. The patient always comes first in their eyes. When they feel something is wrong, they WILL advocate for you. They are the people you want on your team.

They help you make informed decisions and translate things you may not understand. They will make sure you have all the tools you need, they ensure your safety, they educate you, and they connect you to resources you may need.

In fact, they are your biggest cheerleaders! They want you to get better and be your best possible self. Many times, nurses develop relationships with patients who have around for a while. Relationships are professional, yet they also become your biggest fans.

8. They are empathetic 

Nurses are special. They find out early on in nursing school whether they have the skills to be a nurse. The one's that make it are usually the empathic ones. They are able to put themselves your shoes, which is a huge reason why nurses give the care they do.

9. They help you cope, patient or not


Nurses always have "two" patients: the actual patient and the family. It comes with the job! They do not just educate the patient; they educate the family, too. They also help you cope. Losing a loved one is never easy.

Although you may not be their patient, they'll still hold your hand, guide you, support you, and give you the resources you need to get through tough times.

10. They see you at your worst 

This is a positive thing. When you're at your worst, you need the most help. Nurses are always the first on the scene to care for you in all aspects; big or small.

11. They are active outside of their workplace

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Nurses (and nursing students) do a lot of community work. They see the bigger picture of why a patient may not take their medications or why they might not understand something. They are always out trying to help the community with screenings and education.

12. They practice and heal holistically 

Nurses practice holistically, meaning the focus on healing the whole person. According to American Nursing Today, it takes a "mind-body-spirit-emotion-environment" approach to the practice of traditional nursing. Holistic nursing is based on a philosophy of living and being that is grounded in caring, relationship, and interconnectedness.

A holistic nurse recognizes and integrates the principles and modalities of holistic healing into daily life and clinical practice. Holistic nursing encourages nurses to integrate self-care, self-responsibility, spirituality, and reflection in their lives."

Yes, they take into consideration everything, not just the physical body.

13. They don't judge


Okay honestly, they’ve seen it all.

14. They are always learning and bettering themselves

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First, nursing school is DIFFICULT. Students have 12-hour clinicals, countless care guides, and a heavy course load. It is one most difficult majors. Yet, their pain is your gain! You want your nurse to be the best.

They hold your life in their hands! Along with making it through school, they are always learning on the unit, keeping up to date on evidence-based research, complete CE's (continuing education), and have countless certifications.

15. They listen

They don't listen to answer, they listen to listen. They'll listen to your worries, your stories, and anything you want to share. They have your back.

16. They encourage bonding and support

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Studies have shown that visitors and having support have an impact on patient outcomes! This included rapid recovery, boosting moral, and reduce anxiety and delirium. It also helps if you are there. You'll be better equipped to care for your loved one.

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The 7 Best Pieces Of Advice I Have Been Given About Life

Some of the best advice I have been given over the years...


There isn't a central theme among these pieces of advice or sayings. They are all just random things I have been told over the course of my life–especially in the last week. I find these 7 to be particularly helpful in various situations, and try to keep them in mind when I am in over my head.

1. "Don't be afraid to advocate for yourself because there is nobody who is going to help you more than you."

You are the #1 person who can help your own case. No one knows you as you do, therefore no one will be able to help you more than you can help yourself. A lot of things are mental, so once you can convince yourself that you deserve something (whatever it may be) you can convince anyone. Another saying goes along with this, on the flip side: "No one can diminish you but yourself." You are in control of your own self-perception, and you are very much capable of being your own worst enemy.

2. "Stand behind your reputation because you can never get it back."

My mom sent this to me the other day. Be who you are, and do it proudly. Especially with meeting people for the first time, you can never have a second chance at a first impression. That being said, if people view you in a bad light, figure out why that is and fix it. You may not be able to change someones initial thoughts of you, but you can change the way they view you after that.

3. "The best things in life happen unexpectedly."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making plans," also goes along with this. Trying to plan out every little detail of your life is only going to lead to disappointment. Sometimes you find the best things/what you're looking for when you're not actually looking. Just go through the motions and things will work out the way they are supposed to.

4. "Be proud of your accomplishments, no matter how small."

It's important to celebrate the little things. Did you go to class today? Good for you. Did you decide to drink water instead of a soda? That's awesome. How are you going to work up to doing bigger and better things if you don't have anywhere to start?

5. "Whatever you're stressing about now probably won't matter in five years."

As someone who is often eaten away by their own worry and anxiety, this is a mantra that I try to constantly remind myself. While it may seem like a big deal now, you need to keep in mind the bigger picture. Will it matter in 5 hours? 5 days? 5 months? And so on. If the answer is no to ANY of these questions, it's probably not worth beating yourself up over.

6. "Stop being the 'go to' person for someone you can't go to."

Someone tweeted that their pastor said this to them and the tweet went viral. A friend of mine sent it to me, and it really made me think. Something I have struggled with over the years is making excuses for people who don't show up for me when I am constantly there for them. This is a helpful reminder that if they aren't contributing to you and your life, you shouldn't have to bend over backward to help them out and be in their lives.

7. "Two wrongs don't make a right."

While this is often a saying that parents use on their young children, it is applicable to pretty much any stage of life. My parents, especially my dad, have constantly said this, whether it was in reference to fighting with my siblings or dealing with people at school. Even as a 20-year-old, I find myself saying this when I hear about arguments and problems people are having. Everyone wants to get even, to best those who hurt them. While it's important to stick up for yourself, it is also important to be the bigger person and not stoop to their level (and whatever else your parents told you in these situations).

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