With not only one, but TWO hurricanes coming to Florida State this weekend (thanks, mother nature) there are a lot of reasons why FSU students are thankful they don't go to the University of Miami. While we can't control mother nature, we sure can control those wins on the football field. Here's a list of ten things FSU students would rather do than attend the University of Miami.

r1. Endure an actual hurricane.

You've got it. I would literally rather stand outside during a category 4 hurricane holding onto a tree than be a hurricane at UM.

2. Wear any color but orange for the rest of eternity.

I would die if I had to wear orange anywhere. Ever.

3. Apply to UF.

I only said apply, not attend. But if forced to make a choice between UF and Miami I would take my chances with applying to UF.

4. Live in mold-infested dorms (s/o to you old Diviney and Dorman).

I would rather breathe in black mold and risk my own death at the best school in the nation than go to Miami.

5. Do naked snow angels on Landis Green.

Yeah, I'd rather risk getting arrested for public indecency than be a hurricane.

6. Have my first dance song at my wedding be to a Nickleback song.

You heard me, Nickleback.

7. Give up Chick-Fil-A.

I would rather give up my #1 meal with a sweet tea and 3 chick sauces for life.

8. Eat dirt.

I'd happily eat dirt instead of even apply to the University of Miami

9. Ride a razor scooter to class.

Yeah, the scooter that completely destroyed your ankles when you were 10. I'd rather take a million razor scooters to the ankle.

10. Shave my head, Brittany Spears circa 2007 style.

I'd rather be a bald and happy Seminole than go to UM. I would have a Brittany Spears 2007 meltdown if I even had to visit Miami.

And there you have it, a list of just a few of the things an FSU student would rather do than go to the University of Miami. If you want to find out how much FSU students hate Miami, Feel free to ask any FSU student this game-day. As always, Go Noles!