Floribama Shore is the new Jersey Shore, and although it will NEVER be Jersey Shore, it's just as entertaining to watch. It's a bunch of crazy people in their 20's living their best life...and by best life I mean their craziest life. But as a college student, I'd be lying if I said that most of us didn't act this a time or two, or you know every day. So here are 15 of thousands, Floribama Shore quotes that make you want to say same.
1. "I'm going thottin', plottin', and trottin'." - Aimee
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2. " What a f****** night, and it's only Monday" -Kirk
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3. " I wasn't just blacked out. I was blacked the hell out." - Kortni
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4. "I'm sweatin' like a whore in church" - Aimee
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5. "I throw up. I don't give up." - Codi
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6. "I like felons too." -Aimee
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7. "I’ll always be you sister, even though I’m attracted to you.” -Kortni
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8. "This is a girls trip, and last time I checked you got a v***** so you need to be in the car." -Candice
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9. "Can y'all watch my beer for me?" -Gus
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10. "I am the KING, here yee here yee." -Jeremiah
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11. "I was dead when I was born." -Kornti
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12. "I'm not like y'all, I don't drink to drink." -Gus "That's stupid, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life." -Codi
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13. " That's gonna be nasty." - Gus "We're gonna drink it either way." -Codi
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14. "I'm throwing up tonight for sure." -Kirk
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15. "I want a cow, but that's a lot of s***." -Kortni
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