The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem, so here it goes:
My name is Ryan and I'm addicted to Cookout and I know I'm not the only one out there because I see you all in the drive-thru line at 2 A.M.
Let's be honest, Cookout has some the cheapest and best food and it's open pretty much all night so it's the perfect restaurant. I'm betting if you live on a southern college campus you've made quite a few trips there. Here's few signs that you might be slightly addicted to Cookout:
1. You make at least one trip to cookout a week (and it's probably after midnight).
No matter if it's right before you start studying or at 2 a.m. after you just left a party there's almost a guarantee that you'll being making a stop at the Cookout drive-thru for your tray.
and this is most likely your face when you take that first bite in your drunken stupor
2. You already know what you're ordering before you even get there.
"Welcome to Cookout, would you like to try the pumpkin p-"
"Lol nope, but I'll have a big double burger tray cheddar style with a quesadilla with extra sauce and a ranch chicken wrap, pls."
3. Speaking of knowing things, you already know the price too.
$5.97? Ok, just take my money now.
(actual depictions of me at the drive-thru window)
3. You have at least one or two of these cups in your car or room right now.
5. You're always down for a ride to Cookout no matter what time of day it is.
It's 2:30 a.m. on a Monday night and you're asking me if I want to go to Cookout?
Yea, just let me grab my wallet, I'm getting a tray.