Everyone always says, "college is nothing like high school," and boy isn't that right? If you've ever had the pleasure of feeling the most mature and infantile while simultaneously maintaining (or at least trying to) a high GPA and minimal liver malfunctions, then this is for you!
1. "What's your major?"
2. "I should really start eating healthier" *reaching for your second serving of chicken nuggets*.
3. "OK, but can we get coffee first?"
4. "How is there a mac and cheese stain on this on my textbook? I haven't even used it yet!"
5. "You can make anything in the microwave if you're brave enough... and if you bought the warranty on it."
6. "I really have to finish this paper!" *types another sentence* "Good enough, let's go to the dining hall I'm starving!"
7. "I'm thinking about changing my major?"
8. "I'm dropping out."
9. "I need coffee."
10. *Any minor inconvenience occurs* "Oh, wow, I'm so glad I'm paying $40,000 for THIS!"
11. "C's get degrees!"
12. *Walks into lecture hall* "it's so cold, I should've brought a jacket!"
13. *Walks into another next class* "Oh my god, it's sweltering in here, why did I wear a coat?!"
14. Alternating between desperate "I NEED SLEEP"'s and defiant "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK"'s, while watching the sunrise, yet again.
15. "I'm changing my major... I think."
16. "I don't even want to go out tonight," *heads out the door*.
17. "I'm not gonna get crazy, I'll just hang out for an hour or two." *30 minutes later*
18. *Sunday morning* "I don't even think I'm alive right now... am I breathing?"
19. "THANK GOD FOR COFFEE!"
20. "Wow, my mom was right."
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