All of us suffer during finals week, so why not add some humor to it? Or at least laugh about it after because you probably failed. Just kidding!
Your friend tells you they have a take-home exam.
You are suffering in your misery and don't need to hear how easy anyone else has it compared to you.
When you study with other people in your class, but they don't know half as much as you do.
Sweet, sweet satisfaction. That and the fact that if they fail they will totally help the curve.
When your professor makes the exam cumulative after telling you it wouldn't be...
Meanwhile you're thinking about the terrible things you'll say on his SPOT form.
Having back-to-back exams.
The world can be a cruel place.
When your friends are done with exams, but you're still going.
You just can't deal with them.
When you sit down to actually take the exam.
You might not do this, but inside you definitely feel this way.
And the night you are finally done...
Time to erase the experience of finals from your memory because at this point there is nothing you can do.