It's that time of year again. Finals week is happening, and it's happening fast. Who better to help us through this desperate time of need than the JBiebs himself- because Bieber fever is better to have this week than a real fever.

1. "Many have called but the chosen is you. Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you."

What you expect Papa Johns to say when they pick up the phone every time you call.

2. "Baby, you can do no wrong. My money is yours, give you little more because I love you, love you. With me, girl, is where you belong. Just stay right here, I promise my dear I'll put nothing above you, above you."

To your TA.

3. "Let me show you what your missin'...Paradise. With me you're winning girl, you don't have to roll the dice. Tell me what you're really here for (here for). Them other guys?"

When you leave your table at the library to socialize.

4. "You said you needed a little time for my mistakes. It's funny how you use that time to have me replaced."

Your 1 a.m. e-mail to your professor who assured you that "if you put in the work, you'll get the A."

5. "I will never say never!"

When your parents ask you if you can still graduate on time after "that one."

6. "I can take you places you ain't never been before. Baby, take a chance or you'll never ever know. I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow."

Time to spend that meal plan!

7. "We could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke."

Contemplating a major change after you botched your most important exam and potentially dissolved the chance of a successful future.

8. "Show you off, tonight I wanna show you off (eh, eh, eh). What you got, a billion could've never bought (eh, eh, eh)."

Realizing you've actually earned your grade because you couldn't successfully pay off your TA or professor.

And....You passed.

9. "What do you mean?"

10. "Is it to late now to say sorry..."

.... for all of the things I said when you took the ranch and pizza box in your bedroom and didn't share at midnight?

11. "My mama don't like you and she likes everyone...."

....to that one professor you cried to your mom about at least twice this semester.

12. "Can we, we keep, keep each other company..."

This is to the 30 rack and bottle of wine you purchased after your last exam.

13. "Can't get out of my head, and I need you to save me. If I am delusional then maybe I'm crazy in love with you. Am I in love with you? Or am I in love with the feeling?"

You to every person in the bar after finishing that thirty rack and bottle of wine.

14. "Where are you now that I need you?"

To school the second you leave for the summer and have a real job.

Good luck, and work, work, work, work, work.