Breathe in the fresh scent of coffee, energy drinks, stress sweat, salty tears, and stale air from being locked in a room studying for too long. Ahhh yes, the sweet smell of finals season. This time of the year can only be described as the most stressful time of year and therefore should only be described by the man who is known for his loud insults and turning up the heat in an already stressful kitchen. And since Butler University starts finals week on December 11th, here are 11 of Gordon Ramsay's comments/insults that best describe finals week.
1. Hey, panini head, are you listening to me?
This is what you'll be yelling in review sessions when a student asks a stupid question or your professor won't answer your question. Take a deep breath, and remember that they might just be a panini head.
2. My gran could do it better and she's dead.
The harsh reality when you have an awful group for your final project, and you are stuck with dead weight that is worse than literal dead weight.
3. I wish you would jump in the oven. That would make my life a lot easier.
When your partner or group is so bad for your group project that having them jump in an oven would be easier than having them participate.
4. This is a really hard decision because you're both crap.
When you have two finals on the same day and you're trying to decide which one is more important. In addition, it's when you're taking a final and you're left with two multiple choice answers and they're both crap.
5. I've never, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.
When you get your exam and look at the first question and don't know the answer. This is what your brain is telling you.
6. Forecast for tomorrow? 100 percent tears.
Forecast for finals week? 100 percent tears. Get ready to swim your way through finals cause the tear puddles are piling up fairly quickly.
7. What are you? An idiot sandwich.
Finals week has you question a lot about yourself including who you are and why you chose your major. Sometimes you're just meant to be an idiot sandwich.
8. You do seriously surprise me. You surprise me, how shit you are.
The beautiful thoughts of your wonderful professor when someone in the class asks a stupid question in a review session.
9. I'd be scared to take a slice of that monstrosity.
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When you realize you've been studying so long that you forget to eat and then you look in your fridge only to see a slice of pizza that's been sitting in the fridge for too long.
10. You're a f-ing disgrace.
The self-deprecating words of "truth" you tell yourself over and over again while studying and taking the final.