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If Your Favorite Apps Were Real People

What if social media could come to life?

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If Your Favorite Apps Were Real People
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We are all guilty of spending too much time scrolling through social media to see what everyone else is doing with their life. As I was checking my notifications today, I wondered what it would be life if our favorite apps and social media platforms transformed into real people. If Twitter, Instagram and Facebook came to life in some alternate universe, here is a taste what they would be like:

1. Twitter = Chatterbox

This person will never know when to shut up. Every second a new thought seems to pop into their head that they just have to tell you. Sometimes what they say is funny, but most of the time you're wondering why you care so much in the first place.

2. Facebook = Old man or your mother

Facebook can be one of two people. The first person is an old man who barely understands how Facebook works. Status updates, live videos and friend requests are another language to him. However, he does know how to post long rants complaining about the government and other things nobody wants to read. The second person is your mom, who will shamelessly post pictures of you as a baby and ones of you shoving a burger in your face at the family BBQ. She tags you in everything... and your friends definitely make fun of you for it.

3. Tinder = Ultimate player

Girls, watch out for this boy. He doesn't want a gooey, serious relationship where you take romantic walks together through the park or go out to dinner at fancy restaurants. He is just looking to quickly get into your pants, so unless that's what you're looking for too, don't let him waste your time.

4. Pinterest = Super artsy crafter

This woman in her early twenties eats only organic, non-GMO food which she buys weekly from Whole Foods. She never throws trash away because she thinks she can find a way to use it in her next craft. She absolutely loves when you compliment her clothes because they are all upcycled garments that she made out of whatever she could buy at Goodwill. She'll give you all her crafting tips and although they're cool, you will never use them.

5. Instagram = Wannabe super model

This chick is still a teenager, but she already has over 2,000 followers. You'll secretly be jealous that she gets hundreds of likes on her selfies and bikini pics, even if there's layers and layers of makeup on her face. Everyone knows who she is. Well, at least they know her Instagram handle is.

6. Netflix = Couch potato

Netflix is the laziest person the world has ever seen. He can quote every line from "The Office" and has seen every movie you can imagine. He is always down for a chill night with a bag of popcorn and a flat screen TV, but he'll never go out to a party with you no matter how many times you ask.

7. Snapchat = Dog

There is a cute, fluffy puppy ready to smother you with kisses named Snapchat. He's adorable and every girl wants to play with him.

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