Famous for a day

So I've always wanted to be famous... but there's one slight problem: I have no talent. I'm sure there are more out there who would love to be a celebrity just like me. So, I planned a day as if I was an A list celebrity.

I would wake up in my mansion somewhere in the Hollywood Hills to the sound of my assistant entering my room. Before getting out of bed, I would lay in my satin sheets and scroll through my Instagram—and reply to my one million followers. As I wait for my grande caramel latte with two pumps of vanilla, I would make plans to go to Vegas for the day with my bestie, King Kylie. Then I would sip my Starbs while choosing my outfit for the day; with a little help from my fans.

Instagram Poll: Black Chanel Dress? Or Yeezy Season 6 Ensemble?

Then I would take a couple of selfies for Snapchat and head out the door to go car shopping. Honestly, I don't know much about cars, but who doesn't want a brand new Mercedes G-Wagon just for fun? After taking numerous boomerangs of my and my entourage at the car dealership, I'd roll out in my new, shiny, navy blue car with the paps following close behind.

I'd have just enough time to head home to meet my stylist to pick out this year's Coachella looks.

Lunch is real low key at The Polo Lounge in LA with my usual crew; of course, we eat free because I know the chef. We dine on gluten-free, fat-free, sugar-free, low-carb pasta and sparkling water. I take a couple of photos with my fans and then head to the private jet.

I'd take a nice nap on my plane on the way to Vegas; especially since I'm so exhausted from the hectic day I just had.

Once in Vegas I'd party all night long with the my famous friends and we'd bask in our celebrity till the sun comes up.

Though this might be completely outrageous... this is exactly how I'd spend a day as a celebrity.