Scared of paying for gas? Hate missing out on extra time to eat breakfast? The car insurance always skyrockets. Your parents are always concerned about you. Accidents are incredibly costly. It's stressful, the test requires you miss school, why drive at all? Here are some great ways to never drive- ever again.
1. Never Check Your Mirrors
Backing up? Changing lanes? If you don't look, then blame's on them- right?
2. Text And Call
After all, with all these campaigns against it, someone must break the rules! How else would those agencies get any funding?
3. Turn At High Speeds
When everyone is turning slow as slugs, just revv it and go all Fast and Furious on their butts. They'll be grabbing the ceiling handle in seconds.
4. Ignore Any Dashboard Warnings
One of the requirements to start the test is to check that no warning lights, such as "check fuel cap" are on. So just skip that regular trip to the car shop. It's just a way for them to extort your money.
5. Eat A Sandwich
Got to keep your nerves down during the test right? Eating a sandwich is a great way to relax, and a short step from immediate failure.
6. Skip Driver's Ed
After all, since it's the only class in existence that will ever teach you nothing important about something that can kill you, why not miss a few days?
7. Forget Right-Of-Way
You trying to turn left while that person headed straight is in your way? Just blast through the intersection and they'll have to yield!
8. Be Aggressive
Remember all those times your dad was driving you all to go camping when you were little? When everybody was arguing so much it was driving him crazy while he was on the freeway? Just like that.
9. Speed Whenever Possible
After all, your tester certainly has better things to do with his time than stay alive. If you've got the space, use it.
10. Don't Signal
No one really signals anyway, not even when they are turning left and you could have gone. If they can pass despite it being illegal, why not do it? You won't pass anyway.
11. Pick Up A Hitchhiker
They're in need of a lift right? Hopefully you'll become one of them. At least with you they are sure to get somewhere quickly. Safely is questionable, but cheers to efficiency.
Enjoy your test! With these tips, you're sure to succeed. Any luck and you're sure to never *legally* touch a steering wheel again. Bonus points if you are arrested!