11 Completely Accurate Reactions Emily Gilmore Would Have Watching 'The Bachelor'
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11 Completely Accurate Reactions Emily Gilmore Would Have Watching 'The Bachelor'

"Oy, with the poodles already."

Olivia Scherzer
Jan 10, 2018
Virginia Tech
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11 Completely Accurate Reactions Emily Gilmore Would Have Watching 'The Bachelor'
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Do you watch The Bachelor? Do you watch "Gilmore Girls"? Both? Good. Then you'll love this article. If you watch "Gilmore Girls," you can probably easily relate to Emily Gilmore, the matriarch of the Gilmore clan. She rules the house with an iron fist but protects her cubs with a soft heart. She's stubborn, pretentious, snobby, and sometimes a little mean... but she knows how to give it straight up.

So if she ever wanted to watch "The Bachelor," I'll pour her a glass of red wine and we can watch it together. It would be interesting to see her, a traditionalist at heart, take on this show...

1. When the first girl shows up in a red dress *rolls eyes*

And is somehow named Lauren *gasps*

2. When someone says "I could be engaged at the end of this"

3. @ all the contestants, from yours truly, Emily

4. Seeing the girl who shows up in any shade of yellow

5. Hearing Colton talk about how he could fall in love with any of these women

6. When the clock strikes 8:01 on Monday night

7. When every single girl talks about how Colton could be the husband of their dreams, the father to their children, and the provider

8. Watching the girl who gets belligerent drunk on the first night (but somehow gets a rose)

9. Waking up and telling your BFF all about last night's episode

10. Of course, Colton is super sweet... but he IS dating 25 women.

11. You hate this show but then you realize you'll tune in next week for the most dramatic ~episode~ yet.


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