If Dunder Mifflin Employees Went Greek
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If Dunder Mifflin Employees Went Greek

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If Dunder Mifflin Employees Went Greek
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Dunder Mifflin is everyone's favorite paper company and I know that if they were in college now, each employee would fit into their own college student stereotype. Here's what would happen if everyone from "The Office" went Greek.

Michael Scott: The Wannabe Frat Bro

He's not even in a fraternity, but he's always hanging around the same one trying to fit in. He's constantly making dirty jokes, hitting on girls and drinking way too much five nights a week.

Pam Beesly: The Mom

Everyone in her sorority is obsessed with her. She has about 6 grand-littles and she showers them with gifts constantly. She helps organize all the philanthropy events and is always making sure everyone gets home safely on the weekends.

Jim Halpert: President

Jim is everything. He loves his fraternity and all his brothers (but not in the annoying way), he likes to party (but not too much), doesn't sleep around and has the best sense of humor. He's the nicest guy you'll come across in college.

Angela: That One Girl On Exec Who Takes It Way Too Seriously

She's always scolding everyone at chapter and always hating on people because they can't do something right. Every time you see her she looks stressed beyond belief.

Dwight: The One Who Doesn't Belong/The Squirrel

You've always been confused as to how he got a bid. You don't even know his name but he's at every event just being the most random person. Probably an agriculture major and has a 4.0 GPA.

Ryan: The Real Frat Bro

You've never seen him sober. He disrespects women, never goes to class and thinks he is a god on Earth.

Meredith: The Hot Mess

Similar to Ryan, you've never seen her sober. She's taken many trips to Standards and you don't know how she's still in college because you've never seen her on campus, just at frat parties doing keg stands.

Creed: The Sketchy One

Like Dwight, he's always just there. He's the guy who makes the jungle juice and never talks to girls. He's always doing random and mysterious things. Nobody has ever heard him talk about his hometown or his family.

Kelly Kapoor: The Stereotypical Sorority Girl

Always has Starbucks, constantly watches Gossip Girl in class and she has over 2,000 followers on all her social media accounts. She wears her letters literally everywhere she goes.

Kevin: The Try-Hard

Poor Kevin. He tries so hard to fit in and me a ladies man, but his awkwardness just gets in the way. He's constantly getting friend-zoned. He strives to be President of his fraternity one day but it probably won't happen.

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