1. The Goldfish Walker

Now your precious goldfish won't feel left out! You can take him anywhere and everywhere!

2. Toilet Golf

Get bored while your pooping? Forget looking on your phone or reading a magazine! Play a round of toilet golf!

3. Privacy Scarf

Nosy neighbors bothering you? Protect your privacy with the privacy scarf! Do people even realize how ridiculous this looks?

4. The Baby Mop

Tired of cleaning? Have your baby do it for you! The amount of germs the poor child will pick up terrifies me.

5. Better Marriage Blanket

This fantastic invention is supposed to absorb the horrible odor of flatulence...as if farting is actually the major cause of divorce.

6. URO Golf Club

Too far away from a bathroom. Just go inside your golf club. It even comes with a piece of cloth to hide your junk.

7. Crib Dribbler

It's a human, not a hamster. Come on, people.

8. Twin Toilet

Another marriage saver! Now you two can REALLY get to know each other.

9. Pizza Hut Cologne

I have no words for this one.

10. Pet Petter

"Never touch your pets again!" What monster invented this?!

11. Handerpants

Underwear for your hands. 'Cause why not?

12. Talking TP

A toilet roll holder that talks to you. That's it.

13. Self Stirring Mug

Because stirring it yourself with a spoon is such a chore.

14. Diet Water

I can't...leave me alone.

15. Shoe Umbrellas

Just stop.

16. Sign Not In Use

That's enough for today.