Why You Definitely Shouldn't Vote in This Year's Election

Why You Definitely Shouldn't Vote in This Year's Election

Democracy is so overrated, and voting is so last election.

Democracy is so last year. If you really want to be trendy during this election season, then you definitely shouldn't register to vote at this website. If you're registered to vote, then you totally shouldn't exercise your patriotic right to have a voice in the future of the country. If you need a little more convincing, here are several legitimate reasons not to head to the polls this November.

1. You don’t like any of the candidates.

Because you don’t like them, you refuse to vote for anyone.That’s how it works these days- if you don’t like someone, you protest their candidacy by not voting, and then none of the candidates you hate will become president! Win-win for everyone!

2.You would enjoy living in a dictatorship.

You clearly don’t think that having a voice in your government is valuable, so it’s obvious that you’re totally fine with some sort of governing body controlling every aspect of your life. Democracy is so overrated.

3. You don't have any opinions to express, ever.

In this day and age, people never feel the need to express their opinions. And you, well you’re the chill friend. You’re the easy going friend. You don’t have an opinion about climate change, or about how much of your income is taken out for federal taxes, or how many paid vacation days you’ll get. Nope, no beliefs to fight for.

4. You don’t know anything about the debate.

You don’t know anything about the debate because you obviously don’t have any form of social media, television, or just any contact with the general public. You probably don't have any internet access either, or you’d have access to one of these easy-to-understand guides to this year's election. Gosh, kids these days just don’t understand how hard it is to get information.

5. You’re too busy.

You’re so extremely busy that you can’t spare less than 1 hour out of 1 day every 1,461 days. Your schedule is totally packed on Tuesday, November 8th.

6. You don’t care.

Why should you care about Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump or Gary Johnson’s career plans? It’s not like their future job choices affect your life. Why is it even important if they’re going to choose a big white mansion or a more understated brick colonial? You’re living your life, and they can live theirs however they please.

7. Your vote doesn’t count.

The popular vote is just a scam to make us all feel like we’re participating in the government. It’s obviously a big, expensive conspiracy theory brought about by politicians. Just ask Al Gore about his presidential election in 2000- a few hundred votes could never make a difference.

8. Your dog ate your absentee ballot.

…and also chewed through your wi-fi plug-in and your printer cord, preventing you from registering to vote online or printing out a new form.

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10 Things I Threw Out AFTER Freshman Year Of College

Guess half the stuff on your packing list doesn't really matter

I spent the entire summer before my freshman year of college so WORRIED.

I also spent most of my money that summer on miscellaneous dorm stuff. I packed the car when the time finally came to move in, and spent the drive up excited and confused about what the heck was actually going on.

Freshman year came and went, and as I get ready to go back to school in just a few short weeks (!!), I'm starting to realize there's just a whole bunch of crap I just don't need.

After freshman year, I threw out:

1. Half my wardrobe.

I don't really know what I was thinking of owning 13 sweaters and 25 T-shirts in the first place. I wear the same five T-shirts until I magically find a new one that I probably got for free, and I put on jeans maybe four times. One pair is enough.

2. Half my makeup.

Following in the theme of #1, if I put on makeup, it's the same eyeliner-mascara combination as always. Sometimes I spice it up and add lipstick or eyeshadow.

3. My vacuum.


One, I basically never did it. Two, if I REALLY needed to vacuum, dorms rent out cleaning supplies.

4. Most of my photos from high school.

I didn't throw them ALL away, but most of them won't be making a return to college. Things change, people change, your friends change. And that's okay.

5. Excess school supplies.

Binders are heavy and I am lazy. I surprisingly didn't lose that many pens, so I don't need the fifty pack anymore. I could probably do without the crayons.

6. Cups/Plates/Bowls/Silverware.

Again, I am lazy. I cannot be bothered to wash dishes that often. I'll stick to water bottles and maybe one coffee cup. Paper plates/bowls can always be bought, and plastic silverware can always be stolen from different places on campus.

7. Books.

I love to read, but I really don't understand why I thought I'd have the time to actually do it. I think I read one book all year, and that's just a maybe.

8. A sewing kit.

I don't even know how to sew.

9. Excessive decorations.

It's nice to make your space feel a little more cozy, but not every inch of the wall needs to be covered.

10. Throw pillows.

At night, these cute little pillows just got tossed to the floor, and they'd sit there for days if I didn't make my bed.

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Alabama’s Abortion Ban, Passed Into Law By 25 Men, Is Not Pro-Life — It’s Anti-Woman

We get it, you hate women.


Several states across the country have decided that women aren't allowed to have basic human rights this week, making pregnancy mandatory.

In blatant attempts to get the Supreme Court to revisit Roe v. Wade with a more conservative court leaning, women are being thrown to the wolves and told that they aren't the deciders of their own bodies.

Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio and now Missouri have decided to disregard the lives of their own citizens. Their "pro-life" near-total abortion bans and heartbeat bills go so far as to disregard even rape or incest exceptions, sparking outrage nationwide.

Doctors who perform these procedures could even face felony charges and receive 99 years in prison, according to the Alabama bill just recently signed into law. In Georgia, women who miscarriage could be investigated to see if they had responsibility.

These states have decided that the unborn have more rights than women. That a clump of cells has more of a right to life than I do.

The attack on women is even more fierce now than ever, and frankly, it's exhausting.

It's exhausting that, as a woman, I have to fight to convince legislators that I'm a human being deserving of rights, that my body and what happens to it should only be decided at my discretion. It's exhausting that women have to open up all of their wounds and fight battle after battle to try to keep the government from owning our bodies.

Think of this scenario: If I were to become pregnant with a baby that I couldn't support, I wouldn't have a choice. Motherhood would be required by law.

The father of that baby, however, has absolutely no legal responsibility to stay by my side. There's no law that makes fatherhood mandatory. Men still have control over their bodies, and they always have. They've never had to fight to gain the right to vote, to be treated as an equal. For me, though, my body and sexuality are policed and controlled by other people.

You're not pro-life if you don't care about the people already alive.

The people in poverty, the homeless, the racially discriminated against, the children in foster care. You're pro-fetus, pro-womb, pro-pregnancy. You care more about that baby when it's in a woman's body more than you do about its life and wellbeing after birth.

That's disgusting, and the men who decide they can make these decisions for women are disgusting.

State legislators have decided that their own agendas are more important than what the majority of the public actually wants.

They've decided that women don't matter to them, that women don't matter at all.

Even if instances of rape and incest were excused from the bans, a woman shouldn't have to be raped for you to agree that she has control over her own body and can make her own decisions.

If it's not your body, it's not your choice. Whether you're some small town guy who votes Republican just because his parents do or you're a United States Senator, it's not your choice.

These bills are outright attacks on women, non-binary people, and trans men everywhere. If you're really pro-life, you'll care about every single living person, not just a fetus. If you're really pro-life, you'll let women have basic human rights.

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