10 Questions I Can't Believe My Boyfriend Just Asked Me
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10 Questions I Can't Believe My Boyfriend Just Asked Me

Really, babe?

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10 Questions I Can't Believe My Boyfriend Just Asked Me
Jessy DeFrancisco

We've all been there. Whether it's a parent, a sibling, a friend, or a significant other, everyone has those moments that just leave us eye-squintingly, mouth gapingly dumbfounded. Here are 10 times my sweet, well-meaning boyfriend made the girl who always has words speechless.

1. Can’t you just throw on jeans and a t-shirt?

No, sunshine. No, I can’t just wistfully toss on mom jeans and a ratty old band shirt. Wait...that sounds kind of cute…

2. What’s so special about Victoria’s Secret bras?

Maybe the fact that they make you feel like an ~*angel*~ (get it?)

3. Are leggings really that much more comfortable than jeans?

Do I sleep in jeans? Do I work out in jeans? Do I voluntarily put jeans on in the morning? No, the answer is no.

4. Why don’t you just wear comfortable shoes?

“Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she can conquer the world” isn’t plastered on thousands of dorm room canvases for no reason.

5. Why does your hair take so long? Don’t you just put it up?

I…I don’t even have words. Just…no.

6. How do you use the bathroom in those romper things?

You know, this one’s kind of fair. I’m still not entirely sure.

7. Why don’t you wear these out tonight? *holding up my work khakis*

In his defense, he thinks they look very nice on me. So that’s sweet, I guess.

8. Why do you need such a big purse?

Because where else am I supposed to put all the things I know you’ll need later?

9. Do we have to listen to Jesse McCartney again?

He’s just my one and only childhood crush whose music makes me feel young again, but no it’s fine. Play more Twenty One Pilots.

10. Is drawing on winged eyeliner really that hard?

Is FIFA really that important?


In the end, everyone lives their own unique life with their own unique interests. While Rih Rih's newest makeup line might be my top story of the week, I can't be mad at boyfriend dearest when he simply doesn't care.

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