I Don't Want Johnny, I NEED Johnny
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I Don't Want Johnny, I NEED Johnny

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I Don't Want Johnny, I NEED Johnny

Free agent quarterback and money flashing enthusiast Johnny Manziel has recently stated that he is no longer "lost in the sauce". These words came right from the mouth of one of the biggest villains to ever step on a college football field. Johnny's time at Texas A&M was a dream of anyone who loves beer, good times, and more beers. It was a privilege watching Johnny suit up in the helmet and shoulder pads every Saturday. What quarterback in the football world today is there to cheer on that gets soaked in booze and then hits the gridiron guns blazing? Nobody that's who. With job openings seemingly everywhere, a lot of people especially me are expecting Johnny to get another shot. The league needs a villain like you Johnny, and you need the league. You need the NFL to sweat out all the Busch Lights you guzzle down Monday through Saturday my man. Ever since Jim McMahon retired, the NFL has had a lack of degenerates. Don't take me the wrong way- seeing Rob Gronkowski shotgun beers left and right on a parade float in front of millions of New England Patriot fans and families is great, but Manziel is a true rebel. I need to know that there is a quarterback in the NFL that plays the game as quick and loose as a Donald Trump press conference. Next season, I need Johnny to make a comeback but not just any comeback, I'm talking MVP of the damn league comeback. I need a better "Johnny Football" than the one I watched on Saturdays when he suited up as an Aggie, super "Johnny Football" is what I am saying. He needs to be so super "Johnny Football" that when he flashes his money fingers, he whips out real dollar bills and then lights them on fire. I need this "Johnny Football" doing Trojan condom commercials, hanging with Tupacs ghost, and dressing like the boss villain of any last level in a video game. You want to know why I need all this? Because it's fun to watch and right now the National Football league isn't that fun. I need Johnny back. I need the fun. I need the stories that put a smile on my face and bring me back to a simpler time. I don't want to wake up on Sunday mornings anymore to a league without Johnny Manziel.






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