Before the debate:
"Tonight's vice presidential debate will the biggest and most vice presidential debate in the entire history of vice presidential debates. And the ratings are gonna be huge!" #MikePence 8:55PM/EST
On moderator Eliane Quijano:
"Elaine Quijano says she's Filipino American, but we all know she's from China. Speaking of China, China's economy is way better than Obama's and Crooked Hillary will just keep letting China take away our jobs and make our economy a loser! China, China, China!" #Conspiracy 9:17PM/EST
On Mike Pence's temperament throughout the debate:
"Brilliant job channeling my outstanding temperament @GovPenceIN! Definitely one of our best strengths, especially mine. I have such a winning temperament, it's unbelievable! No need to defend me, Mike, my words speak for themselves." #Stoic 9:32PM/EST
On Tim Kaine's continuous interrupting:
"Crooked Hillary's running mate looks a cartoon character. He is so cartoonish and interrupts so much, Rosie O'Donnell would be more worth watching. He's the Grinch Who Interrupts Everyone!" #CrookedHillary'sGrinch 9:51PM/EST
On "whipping out that Mexican thing again":
"My border plan is being talked about so much, that even my opponent's VP is raving about it! @GovPenceIN even had to remind him that he's talking too much about it. Talk, talk, talk, but no action. That's what Crooked Hillary and Obama is all about. I will build the biggest wall in history and Mexico will pay for it, that I can tell you!" #WallRage 10:04PM/EST
On discrepancies in Donald Trump's views:
"So maybe Mike and I don't see eye to eye on Vladimir Putin, NATO, and a bunch of other small things. Other than that, I agree with everything he just said!" #TrumpPence2016 10:21PM/EST
Post-post debate tweet:
"Unable to sleep. Still really jazzed about how well Mike Pence did last night! Safe to say he won the debate, which means I won the debate. America will be great again because of me. Let's vote already!" #Winner #50PointsAhead #I'mDonaldTrumpAndIApproveThisMessage 3:07AM/EST