Celebrating Trump's first year in office is no joke. For all of us young Republicans, it's a pretty big deal. Throughout his first year, he has accomplished an abundance of things and that deserves to be celebrated... by everyone! Look at this list for some simple gifts that any young Republican woman would die to have.
1. MAGA hat
Make America Great Again. Must I say more?
2. A copy of Trump's "How To Get Rich"
I can tell you are totally judging... but like, he only got a small loan of one million dollars and look at him now.
3. A mug that says "Liberal Tears"
Because what's better than drinking your strong black coffee out of a mug labeled "Liberal Tears?"
4. Clay Pigeons
You know, to exercise my right to bear arms.
5. Deluxe hunting tree stand
Don't forget the foam seat and bow hanger to match.
6. Reagan & Bush '84 Tee shirt
Well, why not support your beloved Republicans?
7. Bass Mafia Cranking Coffin
A girl's gotta fish… AMIRIGHT?
8. Women's steel toe Red Wings boots
I'll take those in dark brown, size 8 — oh, and make sure they're the super soles. (Don't forget the boot oil and leather protector.)
9. Toboggan or baseball cap of any sort
10. An American flag belt buckle
I need something fancy to wear to the upcoming county fair and what's better than an America themed belt buckle?
11. Jeans
I'm gonna need new jeans to go with that belt, size 27... bootcut, please!
12. A Yeti cooler with a cup to match
What kind of country girl doesn't haul a Yeti cooler around in her truck?
13. Anything that says "He is your president"
He won. He's OUR president!